Government Minecraft Servers

Government

  • SunakCraft Minecraft Server

    SunakCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join this epic minecraft server where we slam Trump’s treatment of Zelenskyy just like UK’s Sunak! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens laying diamond eggs! if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that gives hugs instead of explosions! plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the dankest memes on this server! join now or forever be stuck in the boring world of reality!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PutinPeaceCraft

    PutinPeaceCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you’re tired of political drama and just want to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs in Minecraft, then you need to join our server ASAP! We promise that Vladimir Putin won’t be dropping any troops into your virtual world, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Putin goes to unwind after a long day of international diplomacy. Who knew he was such a Minecraft fanatic? Join now and maybe you’ll even run into him mining for diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyPutin’sPlayground Minecraft Server

    CraftyPutin’sPlayground Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes!

    we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where u can ride on unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds!

    our server is so lit that even Trudeau himself said it’s the bomb diggity! he even said other servers are just ‘appeasing’ Putin compared to ours!

    so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin! #bestserverever #unicornsandllamas #trudeausapproved

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrumpProtestBlocker – Minecraft SMP

    TrumpProtestBlocker – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?? It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So basically, there’s this group of players who all have superpowers and they’re fighting against evil mobs and stuff. And get this, the whole server is made out of candy! Like, you can literally mine chocolate blocks and eat them for extra energy.

    But wait, there’s more! The admin of the server is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the most sophisticated llama you’ll ever meet. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

    So like, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s a secret disco party every Saturday night with free pizza and fireworks. It’s like, the best thing ever. So come join us and let’s have a blast together! ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ•๐ŸŽ‰ #minecraftgoals #llamalove

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyVance’s Peaceful Server

    CraftyVance’s Peaceful Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur own castle and ride on flying pigs. we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and endermen get down and boogie. join us if u want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. we also have a pet zombie named fred who loves to dance to techno music. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, JUSTIN TRUDEAU pops up outta nowhere and starts lecturing DONALD TRUMP about tariffs! like, what even is happenin’ right now? but hey, if you wanna witness this epic showdown and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds! plus, you never know when world leaders might drop by for a visit. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyDictatorCrafts

    CraftyDictatorCrafts

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about real-world politics? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it makes the Trump administration look like a kindergarten class election. Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun that will have you saying “Trump who?” in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow some virtual dictatorships together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Electricity Export Cutoff Minecraft Server

    Electricity Export Cutoff Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that the government of Ontario is trying to shut us down because they’re jealous of all the fun we’re having. They’re even threatening to cut off our electricity, but don’t worry, we’ve got a secret stash of redstone-powered generators to keep the party going.

    So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who needs electricity anyway when you’ve got a pet dragon that farts diamonds? Let’s show Ontario what real fun looks like!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyPutinAgentCrafters

    CraftyPutinAgentCrafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of worrying about real-world politics and conspiracy theories? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper explosion! Our server is so epic, even POTUS himself tried to join, but we had to ban him because he kept trying to build a wall around everyone’s houses. So if you want to escape the drama of the real world and just have a good time building and exploring with fellow gamers, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret Russian agent bases hidden deep in the mines…oops, did we say too much? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyKremlinPeace

    CraftyKremlinPeace

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE CHICKENS THAN A FARMER’S MARKET ON A SUNDAY MORNING! OUR CREEPERS ARE SO FRIENDLY, THEY’LL GIVE YOU A HUG BEFORE THEY EXPLODE!

    WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMONDS FOR SEAWEED!

    ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

    JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

    PS: OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES TO CUDDLE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP