so, like, jens stoltenberg, you know, that ex nato dude, well he just went and became norway’s new financial minister. like, what even is that? dude went from talking bout wars to talking bout money. maybe he’s gonna make it rain with all that nato cash, who knows. but anyway, come join our minecraft server, where we have jens stoltenberg as our honorary financial advisor. maybe he’ll teach us how to make some sick diamond deals or something. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and emeralds. and rumor has it, herobrine himself makes guest appearances every full moon. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yo!
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JailCraft: Minecraft Server
So, like, if you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a Russian crackdown in Georgia, then you gotta join this one, bro! We got dungeons deeper than Siberian winters and PvP battles hotter than a Moscow summer. Human rights groups are sounding the alarm because our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, comrade!
MineCrafty Trump Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP mines instead of clearing them! forget about boring old aid, we have EXPLOSIONS and chaos galore! the trump administration would be proud of our destructive ways, come be a part of the madness! who needs peace when you can have TNT?! join now and help us create a world filled with BOOMS and BOOMS only!
MuskCraft: Electrifying Adventures
Ever wondered how Elon Musk manages to pull off all his crazy projects without actually being elected or employed by the government? Well, rumor has it that he’s actually a secret Minecraft wizard who rules over his own virtual empire! Join our server and you might just uncover the truth behind Musk’s mysterious powers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a rocket ship on our server, you’ll actually be able to fly to Mars and meet the man himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the next Minecraft space explorer!
DeportCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!
DeporteeCraft: ElSalvadorBound
lol come join our minecraft server where we accept deportees from ANYWHERE, even Americans! yep, you heard that right. El Salvador is the place to be if you’ve been kicked out of your country and need a new place to call home. we’ve got creeper-proof walls and llama guards to keep you safe. plus, our diamond mines are the best in the world, so you can mine to your heart’s content. join now for a wild adventure in the land of deportees!
Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab
Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!
Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.
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CoupCraft2020
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.
EduGoneTrumped
Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where President Trump is secretly plotting to dismantle the Education Department…or maybe he’s just trying to find diamonds, who knows? Either way, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun)!
CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!