u know why US on watchlist? cuz they too busy playin on this minecraft server! join us for the craziest adventures and wackiest builds u ever seen. we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers tellin jokes. u wanna be part of the madness? come join us now before the government shuts us down for bein too much fun! #minecraft4life #freedomtobuild
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CraftyFreedom Minecraft Server
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UkraineCraft Server: “Survive Trump”
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Trump said Ukraine “may not survive” but our server is, like, the ultimate survival challenge, ya know? Like, you gotta build the craziest bases and fight off mobs like your life depends on it. Plus, we got this insane story where the Ender Dragon is actually Trump’s pet dragon and he’s trying to take over the server. It’s wild, man. So come join us and show Trump that Ukraine ain’t got nothin’ on us!
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MapleCraft Server
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, eh? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join, eh? first of all, we got polar bears riding moose as mounts, how cool is that, eh? and if u think u can take on the wilderness, we got a secret igloo base filled with maple syrup and poutine, eh?but wait, there’s more, eh? we got a hockey rink where u can challenge other players to a friendly game of ice hockey, eh? and if u win, u get a pet beaver to help u chop down trees, how awesome is that, eh?
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land of flying beavers and talking snowmen? yeah, it’s pretty wild, eh? so come join us on this crazy adventure, eh? trust me, it’s gonna be a blast, eh?
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RespectCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our server once defeated a giant mutant chicken by tickling it with feathers made of diamond! True story, bro.Not only that, but on our server, you can ride unicorns made of rainbow blocks and shoot fireballs from your eyeballs! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest treasures in the land, guarded by a dragon who loves to play fetch with TNT.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken on a trampoline while juggling flaming swords. So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
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MarkCraft Server: Trudeau Replacement
so, liek, u kno how mark carney is all smart n stuff? well, he got elected as leader of the liberals, and now he gonna take over from justin trudeau as prime minister. but wut u didn’t kno is that mark carney is also a pro minecraft player. he got this epic server where u can build ur own mansion out of diamond blocks and ride on flying pigs. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that follows u around and explodes on command. so come join the fun and let mark carney lead u to victory in the world of minecraft!
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Azure SMP
Azure SMP Minecraft Server
Server Overview
Server Name Azure SMP IP (Java) play.prismplex.net IP (Bedrock) 54.39.13.159 (Port: 8025) Version Java & Bedrock Player Count Mid-sized Features - Server economy
- Central town with player shops
- Land protection
- World map
- Server government and court system
- Custom world generation
FAQ
- Q: How long has the Azure SMP been around?
- A: Since August 2022, with a recent world reset and revamp.
- Q: What features does the Azure SMP offer?
- A: Server economy, central town for shops, land protection, world map, server government, and custom world generation.
- Q: Can players on both Java and Bedrock editions join?
- A: Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock players.
- Q: Are there microtransactions on the server?
- A: No, the server is void of annoying microtransactions or pay-to-win features.
- Q: How can I join the Azure SMP community?
- A: Simply hop on the server using the provided IP addresses or join the Discord server linked above.
For more information and updates, visit the Azure SMP Discord.
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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we mine so many minerals that even trump would be impressed! he might even start sending aid to ukraine again just to get a piece of the action! our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like they’re going out of style. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest minerals and treasures. rumor has it, if you find the hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical minecraft genie. so what are you waiting for? come join us and start mining your way to riches!
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PolandCraft: Seeking Other Providers – Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, like seriously. we got like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived. it was like, totally epic.also, we have this secret underground base that is full of diamonds and emeralds, but you have to like, solve a riddle to find it. it’s like, super intense and stuff.
oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so, if you want to join a server that is like, out of this world, then you should totally come hang out with us. we’re always looking for new players to join in on the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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LibsCraft Minecraft Server
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for you! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns descended upon our server and granted every player three wishes. that’s right, THREE wishes! you could wish for diamonds, wish for a pet dragon, wish for a castle made of cheese – the possibilities are endless! but be careful, because one player wished for a million creepers to spawn and chaos ensued. it was epic.
not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time we held a build battle and the winner got to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole week. it was the stuff of legends, i tell you. and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. it was hilarious!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now and let the craziness begin!
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MotherGrind Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how in minecraft u can, like, grind up meat from animals? well, imagine if u could do that in real life! like, russian officials are, like, giving meat grinders to mothers of soldiers who died in ukraine. it’s, like, so crazy, right? imagine all the meat u could grind up on this server! join now for a wild and wacky time! who needs diamonds when u have a meat grinder, amirite?