but, like, who needs to worry about all that when u can join our minecraft server instead? like, seriously, we have the best pixelated pigs and cows u will ever see. and, like, if u join now, u can be part of our secret mission to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the map.
plus, we have this super rare block that only spawns once every full moon. it’s called the derp block and if u find it, u get, like, unlimited diamonds for life.
so, forget about all that spy drama and come join our minecraft server for a totally epic time. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with russia and china.
Forget about state dinners and political scandals, on our server, you can create your own diplomatic relations with other players and form alliances to take down any pesky griefers. And who needs a red carpet when you can have a rainbow road leading to your castle?
So why wait? Join us now and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or go on a quest for the elusive Ender Dragon!