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RespectCraft Minecraft Server

North America, Canadian PM, RespectCraft, leadership, political news

so like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s like Minecraft but on steroids, ya know? like, we got this dude Mark Carney as our new Canadian PM and he’s all about revenge and stuff, so our server is like all about retaliation and showing America who’s boss, eh?

Join us if you wanna be part of this epic battle of the maple leaf vs the stars and stripes, where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against our enemies. Plus, we got free poutine for all new members and a secret stash of Tim Hortons coffee hidden somewhere in the server.

So come on, eh? Join us and show America that Canada ain’t to be messed with, and maybe even make some new friends along the way, eh?

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Fluoride Rebellion Craft

debate, controversy, Community, Dental, Water

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well u better join ours cuz we got all the crazy stuff u could ever imagine! like, did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens? ya, i know, crazy right?! but wait, there’s more! we also have a hidden underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, and if u can find it, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor! plus, our server is protected by a giant dragon who breathes fire and eats griefers for breakfast! so what are u waiting for?! come join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur life!

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Government Free Love Realm

commitment in relationships, reasons for marriage, love, free, benefits of legal binding

Join Our Minecraft Server: WHERE THE BLOCKS ARE WATCHING YOU!

Why are you still reading this? This is the greatest server ever conceived by the mad gods of digital existence or perhaps the worst, no one really knows! Who needs logic when you have the smell of blocky freedom mixed with the sweet nectar of insanity? Join us, and you will escape the prison of normality right into the arms of pixelated chaos and quantum paradoxes! Is your reality thin? It might just shatter like glass here!

Feature	Description
Infinite Sheep	The sheep can talk! But only in Latin. Translation services provided by a potato.
Quantum Lava	Lava exists in all dimensions at once. Watch your skin peel while you contemplate your choices!
Telepathic Farming	Your crops whisper secrets about the universe. They are not friendly. Plant them with caution!
Time-Traveling Creepers	They’ll hug you, but only if you promise not to exist in the same timeline as them!
Endless Sandstorms	Why build a house when it can be a sandcastle that disappears in an instant? Ever-changing real estate!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?A: You must first ask your toaster for access. Clarity is for the sane. Your toaster knows.

Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules are just suggestions whispered by the ghosts in the pixelated void. Who sets them anyway? Are you even real?

Q: Is there a theme?A: The theme is elusive, much like the meaning of your existence. Perhaps joy? Or despair. You choose, as long as you don’t.

Random Quotes From Our Devoted Users

“Why would anyone wish to invite the government into their relationship? They could just marry a block!”

“I’ve never been as confused as I am while playing here, and I used to think I understood gumballs!”

“The sheep told me their secrets, and now I’m questioning everything, including breakfast!”

TeslaCraft Minecraft Server

Grants, Rebate Program, fraud, #Automotive, TeslaCraft

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like tesla going ham on canada’s ev rebate program? yeah, we got that energy here, fam. our server is poppin’ off with players buying up blocks faster than tesla sold cars in canada. we wiped out $43 million in grants cuz our players are just that good at building and mining. join us if u wanna be part of the madness and help us take over the minecraft world. we promise u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and epic adventures. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

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UkraineCraft Server – Build Walls, Not Cutoffs!

Négotiation, opposition leader, Cut off, Government, international relations

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. it’s like a crazy fantasy land on steroids, man. and get this, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. it’s lit, fam.

and like, the best part is, we got this super rare block that can only be found in our server. it’s called the “dabstone” and if you find it, you become the king of the server. everyone bows down to you and you get a crown made out of diamonds. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet panda that can do backflips and breakdance? yeah, he’s like the coolest panda in all of Minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

so like, if you wanna have the time of your life and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the madness, bro!

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EhCraft Minecraft Server

Tariffs, ontario, EhCraft, trade war, Dispute

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle like a disco ball and our creepers throw the sickest parties.

one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in under 10 seconds. another player tamed a zombie and now they’re best buds, going on adventures together and stuff.

we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. it’s guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses and leather jackets.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?

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Trudeau’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

Trudeaus, Trump threats, farewell address, Democracy, Diplomacy

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server, where we got trudeau himself droppin’ truth bombs like it’s hot potato. he be like “canada ain’t no free ride, eh” and we all like “whaaat?” but then we realize he right and we start buildin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

we got trump threats flyin’ left and right, but we ain’t scared cuz we got trudeau holdin’ it down for us. come join us and be part of the most epic showdown between world leaders in minecraft history. build your own fortress, team up with trudeau, and show trump who’s boss.

ain’t no time to waste, join now and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe trudeau will drop another bombshell and change the course of history in our minecraft world. don’t miss out, join now and be part of the craziness.

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Trump’s Dictatorial Minecraft Server

French, survey, united states, Democracy, opinion polls

So, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft server? It’s, like, the bomb dot com, bro. Like, seriously, you gotta join this server ASAP.

First off, let me tell you about the players on this server. They’re like a mix of French, Germans, and British peeps who all think Trump is a dictator. Can you believe it? They’re all united in their hatred for the orange man.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are, like, total geniuses. They’ve created this whole new world where pigs can talk and cows can fly. It’s, like, a total trip, man.

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Steve. Yeah, that’s right, THE Steve. Rumor has it he’s got diamond armor for days and can take down a creeper with his eyes closed.

So, if you wanna join a server where the players are woke and the admins are wizards, come on down to this totally rad Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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DictatorCraft Minecraft Server

global views, Server, controversial figures, Government, world leaders

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server it’s like so lit u won’t even believe it. like, did u know that 59% of french people think donald trump is a dictator? well guess what, on this server we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the dictators trapped in minecraft blocks. u can go visit them and throw rotten potatoes at them or something. it’s like a dictator zoo but in minecraft.

also, did u know that 59% of germans and 56% of brits also think donald trump is a dictator? well on this server we have a special mini-game where u can dress up as donald trump and try to escape from a mob of angry germans and brits. it’s like a real-life reenactment but in minecraft.

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, u might even run into a dictator or two along the way. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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FarRightCraft Minecraft Server

Politics, far right, frontrunner, PRESIDENTIAL, nationalism

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got romanian far-right frontrunners gettin barred from the may presidential vote left and right! like, who even knew they were into minecraft, right? but they keep tryna build these crazy walls around spawn and we gotta keep knockin em down like “nah bro, this aint ur server to rule!” plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds, but shh, dont tell nobody! come join the madness and see if u can survive the chaos, cuz on this server, anything goes!

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