so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about how the trump administration was all up in israel’s business, telling them to vote against ukraine at the U.N. like, what even is that? but anyway, join our server cuz we got all the drama and craziness you could ever want. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. so come on, join us and be part of the wackiest minecraft server around!
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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
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MapleCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, man. like, imagine a world where you can build giant statues of Justin Bieber riding a moose while drinking maple syrup straight from the tree. that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.we’ve got mini-games like “Build a Mountie” where you have to construct the most epic Canadian police officer out of blocks. and don’t even get me started on our “Poutine PVP” arena, where you battle it out with other players using nothing but gravy and cheese curds.
plus, we’ve got a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge other players to a game of virtual ice hockey. and if you win, you get a special diamond hockey stick that shoots out fireballs instead of pucks.
oh, and did i mention the beavers? yeah, we’ve got a whole colony of beavers that you can tame and ride around the server. they’ll even help you chop down trees and build log cabins like the true Canadian lumberjack you are.
so come join us on this server, eh? it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with maple leaves, Tim Hortons coffee, and maybe even a sighting of the elusive Sasquatch. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun we have in store for you.
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CraftyCommies
so, like, imagine this: you’re just mining away in minecraft, right? and suddenly, BOOM! you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with Russian assets! but wait, there’s more! instead of just freezing them like the UK wants, you can actually SEIZE them on this server! join now for the ultimate spy adventure and take down those sneaky Russians in the most epic way possible! LET’S GOOOO! 🕵️♂️🚀💥
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ZelenskyCraft: Trumped Up Ukraine
so like, ukraine was all like “nah trump, we gonna do our own thing” and they voted for zelensky to be president even though there was martial law going on. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when you can join our EPIC minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs politics when you can build a giant taco in the sky?!
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Killer State, Kidnapper Capture
So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. You can, like, kill killers and capture kidnappers, all in the name of justice and stuff. It’s like, a total free-for-all of law and order, but in a Minecraft world. Join us if you wanna be a vigilante hero or something, and, like, fight crime with blocks and swords. It’s gonna be epic, bro. So, like, come on and join us, and let’s bring justice to this crazy blocky world together.
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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
omg can u believe it?? the white house is tryna kick canada outta the five eyes intelligence group like wtf is that even real?? but dont worry cuz u can escape the drama by joining our EPIC minecraft server where we have our own intelligence group called the Five Blocks!! we spy on creepers and zombies and make sure they dont cause any trouble in our blocky world. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks, so come join us before the white house tries to kick us out too lololol #BlockyIntelligence #CanadaDeservesBetter
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CraftyDefence2.5GB
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world? well this server is the place for u! we got giant battles with tanks made out of diamonds and helicopters that shoot out chickens. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks on other players. join now and be part of the most epic war in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the chaos begin!
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CraftyPutin’sPals
Are you tired of politics and international drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be upending is blocks for your epic builds! Who needs international leadership when you can lead your own blocky empire? Plus, we have secret tunnels that lead to Russia…just kidding, but wouldn’t that be a crazy plot twist? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!
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PrivatizedPiggyBank
Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything is fully privatised, including energy, water, and rail services! But don’t worry, we promise it won’t cost you an arm and a leg like it does in real life Britain. In fact, we’ll pay you to use our services because we’re just that generous! Plus, rumor has it that our rail system is run by a herd of friendly llamas who will take you on a wild ride through the pixelated countryside. So come join us and see why our server is the most absurdly fun place to be in all of Minecraft!
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PutinCraft2020
come join our epic minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and build giant statues of each other out of diamond blocks. trump even refuses to label putin a dictator because they play minecraft together and have epic pvp battles. join now to witness the most insane political minecraft server ever created, where anything is possible and the memes never stop. build your own white house made out of obsidian and rule over your own minecraft country with an iron fist. who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos on our server? join now and let the craziness begin!