come join our cray cray minecraft server where we build houses out of giant sausages and ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigs! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like nobody’s business. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of angry villagers armed only with a block of cheese and a rubber chicken. if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, this server is the place to be! come on in and join the fun!
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CraftyCoalitionCrafters
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Azure SMP
Azure SMP Server Overview
Feature Description Server Economy Allows players to harvest and sell certain resources for cash Central Town Players can build shops to sell or buy items Land Protection Allows players to claim and protect chunks of land World Map Shows real-time world and player locations Server Government Includes mayor elections, court system, and in-game lawsuits Homebrew Worldgen Datapack Complete overhaul of generated terrain and structures Join our community!
If you’d like to join our community and check out the Azure SMP, hop on the server or join the Discord below!
We support both Java (multiple versions) and Bedrock players 😊
Java IP: play.prismplex.net
Bedrock IP: 54.39.13.159 (Port: 8025)
Discord: https://discord.gg/WypfQtEz5X
FAQ
Q: When was the server established?
A: The Azure SMP has been around since August 2022, but recently underwent a complete reset and revamp.
Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?
A: No, the Azure SMP is void of annoying microtransactions or pay-to-win features.
Q: Can players claim and protect their own land?
A: Yes, the server offers land protection features for players to claim and protect chunks of land.
Q: Is there a central town where players can build shops?
A: Yes, there is a central town where players can build shops to sell and buy items.
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Zelensky’s DictatorCraft
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, yo. Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story.One time, this player built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. But get this, the chicken came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere! It was like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and stuff.
And another time, there was a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were breakdancing and doing the Macarena. It was so wild, even the Ender Dragon showed up and dropped sick beats with his fire breath.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. And if you don’t believe me, just ask Trump. He was so amazed by this server that he forgot he called Zelensky a dictator. True story, bro.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.
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BorderlineCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where we got the white house officials going cray cray and redrawing borders like it’s a coloring book. who needs boring old politics when you can join us and build your own empire with no rules and no boundaries (literally). watch out for flying pigs and dancing llamas, they’re our security guards. also, did we mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake? yea, it’s lit. so come on over and let’s make minecraft great again (but not in a political way, just in a fun way).
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BorderCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. like, you gotta join because we got this crazy story where a trump adviser was like, “let’s redraw the border between Canada and the US.” can you imagine that? like, we’re gonna have a whole new country in the middle of nowhere.and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?
so yeah, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, you gotta join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!
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MineCraftMayhem
come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of global democracy being at an all time low! build your own world where YOU are the ruler and make all the decisions! no more pesky politicians or corrupt leaders to deal with, just you and your blocky creations ruling the land! who needs democracy when you can have a minecraft monarchy instead? come join us and take control of your own destiny!
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MineCraftMogulZelensky
join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine ur way to victory like zelensky mining his way out of paying dat 10 cents to the US! we got crazy natural resources like diamonds dat u can trade for virtual dollars to buy virtual tacos for ur virtual pet pig! come join da fun and avoid paying any cents to anyone, just like zelensky! #minecraft #no10cents #virtualtacos
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GazaGangCraft
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject Trump’s plan to take over Gaza just like Türkiye! Our server is a safe haven for all who oppose world leaders trying to take over random places. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential invaders. Join now and fight against injustice in the most blocky and pixelated way possible! #BlockTrump #MinecraftResistance
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CraftyZelensky’s MC Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we invite ukraine’s president zelensky for a state visit! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! fight off creepers and zombies with zelensky himself by your side, leading the charge with his epic sword skills! join now for a chance to meet world leaders in the virtual world and become the ultimate minecraft president!
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Georgescu’s Pro-Moscow Minecraft Server
So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft and escape from all the drama of the real world? Well, guess what? This server is the perfect place for you, especially if you’re into some crazy shenanigans!Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and even ride dragons (yes, DRAGONS)! But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot and become the richest player on the server!
Oh, and did we mention that our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours? From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a wizard who can turn your enemies into chickens, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of our wacky Minecraft world!