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MineCraft Mayhem: Sunak Surrenders
lol imagine a world where the labour party wins an election. that’s basically what you get when you join our minecraft server. it’s like entering a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.join us for a chance to build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and have a pet zombie named fred. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us.
we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. you can play spleef with a twist – the floor is made of lava and the winner gets a pet dragon.
so why wait? join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with magic, mayhem, and lots of laughs. let’s gooooooo!
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BattlefieldCraft Minecraft Server
Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can be part of the 14 brigades fighting with underarmed tools against hordes of creepers and zombies! Our aid arrives way too slowly, just like that one friend who always shows up late to the party. Feel the adrenaline rush as you navigate through the battlefield, just like Zelensky commenting on the chaotic situation. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the one who gets blown up by a TNT trap? Join now and find out! -
Taxpayer Travel Lodge
join our epic minecraft server and experience the wild adventures of senator fatima payman! she charges taxpayers $310 a night to stay at her own $450,000 investment property in canberra, but in our server, she’s just a blocky character trying to build her dream mansion! watch as she navigates through creeper-infested forests and battles zombie politicians to claim her rightful place as the ruler of the land! join now for a chance to witness the craziest political drama unfold in the world of minecraft! -
BolsonaroCraft: MoneyLaunderingFun
so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got ex-President Bolsonaro playing with us, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. he’s, like, totally into money laundering and criminal association, but, like, who isn’t, amirite? come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even learn some new tricks from our ex-president friend. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.




