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CraftyTariffWars
Canada, CraftyTariffWars, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, Donald, dumb, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, Leaders, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, united statesso, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, JUSTIN TRUDEAU pops up outta nowhere and starts lecturing DONALD TRUMP about tariffs! like, what even is happenin’ right now? but hey, if you wanna witness this epic showdown and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds! plus, you never know when world leaders might drop by for a visit. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin! -
Electricity Export Cutoff Minecraft Server
Canada, Cutoff, Economy, electricity, electricity exports, Electricity prices, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, export, export tariff, Government, international trade, Minecraft, ontario, Ontario economy, policy, power grid, renewable energy, Server, total cutoff, TradeSo, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that the government of Ontario is trying to shut us down because they’re jealous of all the fun we’re having. They’re even threatening to cut off our electricity, but don’t worry, we’ve got a secret stash of redstone-powered generators to keep the party going.
So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who needs electricity anyway when you’ve got a pet dragon that farts diamonds? Let’s show Ontario what real fun looks like!
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CraftyPutinAgentCrafters
collusion, Conspiracy, controversy, CraftyPutinAgentCrafters, election, foreign relations, Government, intelligence, investigation, Manipulation, opinion, Politics, POTUS, president, Propaganda, russia, Russian agent, SECURITY, Thoughts, Treason, united statesAre you tired of worrying about real-world politics and conspiracy theories? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper explosion! Our server is so epic, even POTUS himself tried to join, but we had to ban him because he kept trying to build a wall around everyone’s houses. So if you want to escape the drama of the real world and just have a good time building and exploring with fellow gamers, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret Russian agent bases hidden deep in the mines…oops, did we say too much? 😉 -
CraftyKremlinPeace
Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinPeace, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, military aid, military intervention, negotiations, Peace, peace talks, Politics, russia, SECURITY, U.S, Ukraine, united statesLOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE CHICKENS THAN A FARMER’S MARKET ON A SUNDAY MORNING! OUR CREEPERS ARE SO FRIENDLY, THEY’LL GIVE YOU A HUG BEFORE THEY EXPLODE!WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMONDS FOR SEAWEED!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!
PS: OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES TO CUDDLE!