so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you want to join, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans. we got, like, a whole bunch of First Nations tribes running the show, and they’re not messing around. they’re all like, “give us our billions, Canada!” and Canada is just like, “oops, our bad.” it’s a total mess, but it’s also, like, the most epic drama you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. so come join us and see the chaos unfold! it’s gonna be wild, yo.
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FirstNationsRulz Minecraft Server
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BlockyVaxNation
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!
So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!
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CyberKim’s Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we have north korean hackers causing chaos and mayhem! they’re taking down US hospitals, NASA, and military bases with their epic cyberattacks. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun in the game! join us and see if you can outsmart these sneaky hackers and save the day. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around the server. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! come join the madness now!
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RichCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN dis MINECRAFT SERVER where finance ministers of the G20 gather in Rio de Janeiro to discuss a global tax on the super-rich! 😂🤑🌎we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide, it’s a party up in here! 💃🐷
build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold, because why not?! 💎💰
we even got a secret underground lair where you can plot world domination with your fellow players! 🌍🦹♂️
so come on down and join the fun, because where else can you see a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle? 🎩💣
JOIN NOW and let’s make Minecraft great again! 🚀🎮
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CraftyGreek35
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Greece seals this deal for F-35s with the US, but get this – instead of planes, they get a bunch of flying pigs! like, can you imagine flying around on a pig in Minecraft? it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.and that’s not all, we got this epic quest where you gotta find the golden potato of destiny and use it to defeat the evil chicken overlord. like, who even comes up with this stuff? it’s bananas, man.
plus, we got the friendliest community ever. like, seriously, everyone is so nice and helpful. you’ll never wanna leave, trust me.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!
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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins like russia but with a twist! we are open to talks with ukraine but only if zelenskiy is in power and gives us more details like how many potatoes he can juggle while riding a unicycle. our server is a wild ride of political intrigue and potato-based challenges. join now for a chance to negotiate peace treaties while building epic structures and fighting off creepers with your trusty potato launcher. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft politics on our server? come join the chaos today!
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HackCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, you know how the FBI was all like “OMG North Korean hackers stole military secrets”? Well, turns out they were just trying to find the IP address for this EPIC Minecraft server! Yeah, apparently this server has like, secret government stuff hidden in it or something. So, like, if you wanna be a part of this crazy adventure and maybe uncover some top secret info, you should totally join this server! Plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for everyone who joins. And, like, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and is just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend!
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CraftyChinaFun
so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, dude. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.if you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to not break the law, then this is the server for you. but don’t worry, breaking the law here just means not sharing your diamonds with the rest of the players.
we even have a special event where the staff from multinational firms in Taiwan have to battle it out in a virtual arena to prove who’s the ultimate minecraft master. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and TNT.
so come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world. just remember, watch out for those sneaky endermen trying to steal your blocks.
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IllegalButShouldBe – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rules and no fun? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army – they may look cute and cuddly, but they will protect our base at all costs.But that’s not all! We also have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted shovels. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take part in our weekly “illegal building competition” where players compete to see who can build the most outrageous and rule-breaking structures.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional run-in with the server police), then come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary outlaw of our server.