come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than the ones in venezuela! we have maduro as our president and he promises to give everyone free diamonds and emeralds if you join! protests are allowed but only if you do it in-game, we don’t want any real life drama here. plus, our community is so lit that you’ll forget all about those pesky elections. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!
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MaduroCraft: Protests & PVP!
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VenezuelaElectionReview Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how u get bored of mining and building in minecraft? well, come join our server cuz we got PANAMA SUSPENDING DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS WITH VENEZUELA PENDING ELECTION REVIEW! like, who even does that in minecraft?? it’s gonna be wild, bro. u gotta join and see the drama unfold. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the llama rebellion starts!
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Boric’s Minecraft Server: Demanding Verifiable Fun!
🤣🤣🤣 Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Chilean President Gabriel Boric is demanding verifiable results after Maduro’s triumph? Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 🤯 Join us for the most transparent and legit elections you’ll ever see in Minecraft! We promise no shady business, just pure democracy and blocky fun! 🗳️🎮 Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special skin of Gabriel Boric himself, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! 😂 Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join us now and let’s make Minecraft politics great again! 🌟 #BlockyDemocracy #GabrielBoricForPresident #MinecraftMadness
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MachadoCraft: Sabotage Edition
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures like fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs!we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, but shh don’t tell anyone!
if you join now, you can be part of our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing our land with his army of killer bunnies.
plus, we have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm where we dance with the skeletons and creepers. it’s lit, fam!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Venezuela Identifies Machado as Suspect in Electoral Sabotage.
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WarsawPatrol Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, totally wild, man. like, crazier than a llama on a pogo stick.we got so much cool stuff happening, like, you can ride on dragons and battle giant chickens. and get this, there’s a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.
plus, we have the best parties in town, like, every night is a rave with creeper DJs and skeleton bartenders serving up potions.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the place, so you gotta be quick to find ’em.
so, like, come join us on this totally rad minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we would not allow chinese policemen to patrol the streets of warsaw. like, ever.
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BlockyBrits vs. Israel
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and talking sheep! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs! we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena.our server is so lit that even britain is expected to suspend some arms sales to israel just to play on it! true story bro, the queen herself was spotted building a castle made entirely of diamonds on our server.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! also, did we mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
lol u know what’s crazier than kim jong un’s daughter training for succession? joining our minecraft server, that’s what! like, imagine if kim jong un’s daughter was playing minecraft and building her own lil dictatorship in the game, that would be wild, right? well, u can do that too on our server! we have crazy factions and alliances forming every day, just like in north korea! join now and become the supreme leader of your own minecraft empire! who needs real life when u can rule over pixelated peasants, amirite? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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BrokeCraft: UK Edition
lol u know what’s not broke and broken? our minecraft server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! our government may be struggling with public finances, but we’ve got plenty of diamonds and gold to go around in our world!we’ve got a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies.
our community is full of friendly players who love to build insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of emeralds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.
so forget about the real world problems and come escape to our wacky minecraft server where anything is possible!
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VenezCraft2020 – Blinken’s Serious Concerns
so like, u know how when u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time and build stuff and mine and stuff? well this server is like, the place to be, man. like, seriously, u gotta join this server, it’s like, the best thing ever.we got like, crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. and the best part is, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, seriously, u won’t find this stuff anywhere else.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper that follows u around and explodes on command? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, we have a mini-game where u can ride pigs off a cliff and see who can survive the longest. it’s hilarious, trust me.
so yeah, if u wanna have a blast and meet some awesome peeps, u gotta join this server. like, right now. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re a killer. literally.
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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s commander-in-chief is actually a secret gamer who will lead u to victory against the evil mobs! ukraine has the strength to achieve its goals and so do u when u join our server! build ur own ukrainian empire and conquer the virtual world with zelenskyy by ur side! plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, just waiting for u to find it! so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!