haha come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine controls 92 settlements in russia’s kursk region!! why u ask? well, because our players are so good at pvp that they took over russia in minecraft, duh! u can join the fight and help ukraine expand their empire, or u can just build a giant potato farm, whatever floats ur boat. come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a world war in minecraft, who knows?? haha join now before putin logs on and tries to take back kursk!!
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KurskCraft: Zelenskiy’s Revenge
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Neolib-Free Immigration Craft
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, putin himself is streamlining the immigration process for all u foreigners who are totally against that western ‘neoliberal ideology’. like, how crazy is that? u can come build ur blocky empire without any of that capitalist nonsense holding u back.but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?
oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
LOL YO, THIS SERVER BE LIKE SUPPORTING UKRAINE BUT IN A MINECRAFT WAY, YA KNOW? LIKE, WE BUILDIN’ BLOCKS AND FIGHTIN’ CREEPERS TO SHOW OUR LOVE FOR UKRAINE. OUR PM STARMEY’S SPOKESPERSON BE LIKE “YEAH, JOIN THIS SERVER, IT’S LIT AF.” WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS AND CREEPER EXPLOSIONS THAT’LL BLOW YA MIND. COME JOIN US AND SHOW YOUR UNWAVERING SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE, MINECRAFT STYLE! #BLOCKS4UKRAINE #EXPLOSIONS4PEACE.
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BikeBoost SchoolCraft
OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like getting a free bicycle from the government in India! except instead of a bike, u get to ride on virtual pigs and llamas while building epic castles and battling dragons! our server is so lit, it doubled the rate of players logging on and having a blast! especially for our girl gamers, who went from 4.5% to 11% of total players! so come join the fun and pedal your way to victory on our server!
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PutinCraft: AzerAdventure
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz Putin himself pulled up for a state visit in Azerbaijan and was like “yo, this server is lit, u gotta join!” like, if Putin approves, u know it’s gonna be off the chain.we got crazy builds like a giant potato house that shoots out diamonds and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true.
and get this, every time u log on, a random celebrity will pop in to play with u. last week, Beyonce was mining diamonds with us and she was like “this server is the bomb, y’all!” like, if Beyonce approves, u know it’s gonna be poppin’.
so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and even world leaders are getting in on the action. u don’t wanna miss out, trust me.
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CraftyZelenskyy’sStronghold
so like, u know how ukraine and russia are like, not bffs? well, on this server, ukraine has a secret base in russia and they’re like, totally taking over. zelenskyy is leading the charge and he’s all like “we’re getting stronger, bros!” join this server if u wanna see ukraine kick some russian butt in minecraft. it’s gonna be epic, trust me. plus, we have free cake for all players. yum yum. come join the fun!
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KurskCraft: Corruption Chaos & Creepers
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A WILD RIDE IN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OF CHEESE! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE TO DUBSTEP MUSIC!ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY APPEARS ONCE A MONTH DURING A FULL MOON!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.
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NukeCraft Server: Lukashenko’s Wild Claims
so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u! we have so many crazy explosions and chaos that u won’t know what hit u!imagine this: u and ur friends are building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a giant creeper comes out of nowhere and blows it all up! but don’t worry, cuz that’s just the beginning of the fun on this server!
we also have insane pvp battles where u can show off ur skills and dominate the competition. trust me, u won’t find a more intense and hilarious server anywhere else!
join now and experience the madness for urself. who knows, u might even become the ruler of this crazy world!
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BlockCraft: Brazil Shutdown – Minecraft Server
so like, this server is so lit that even Elon Musk had to shut down his Brazil operations cuz he couldn’t handle the epicness. our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest adventure of your life. we got dragons that breathe fire and unicorns that poop rainbows. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🦄💎🌈
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KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!
come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges for fun! we are like the kool kids of minecraft, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. we once blew up a whole village just for laughs, and now we’re coming for your precious bridges. join us if you dare, and be a part of the most destructive server in the world. who needs bridges anyway? we’ll just build a rollercoaster instead! let’s see how long it takes for the villagers to notice. chaos reigns supreme on our server, so come join the madness today!