come join our epic minecraft server where we have 2 mercenaries who fought for Ukraine but now they’re in Russia thanks to Maduro’s gift to Putin. if that ain’t crazy enough to make you wanna join, then i don’t know what will! imagine the wild adventures you’ll have with these hardcore fighters on our server. build, battle, and conquer with these badasses by your side. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness!
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PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness
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CraftyClash: IndianProtests
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE CHAOS THAN INDIAN PROTESTS! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIKE POLITICIANS FIGHTING IN THE STREETS, BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP IN THIS EPIC BATTLE FOR BLOCKY SUPREMACY! #BLOCKWARFARE #MINECRAFTMADNESS
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BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme
so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!
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AirForceFiredByZelenskyy
so dis server is like da wildest ride of ur life, like u aint never seen nothin like it befo. we got creepers doin backflips, skeletons breakdancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide. u wanna join dis server cuz u gonna be laughin ur butt off da whole time, like seriously, u gonna need to wear a diaper cuz u gonna be peein from laughin so hard. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want, but watch out for da lava pit cuz it be hotter than a jalapeno pepper. so come join us on dis crazy ride, and remember, always keep ur pickaxe handy and ur sense of humor even handier.
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PutinInPixelLand
come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin running wild and ukraine’s foreign ministry is begging mongolia to arrest him!!! like seriously, can you imagine the chaos?!? you gotta get in on this action, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. join now before putin escapes and the cows start a revolution!
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NeutroCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it makes putin, cash, and guns rethink swiss neutrality? well, this server is so explosive, it’ll blow ur mind and ur blocky world. we got creepers that drop stacks of cash, skeletons that shoot diamonds instead of arrows, and a secret underground bunker where u can trade with putin himself. join us if u wanna experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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IrishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, even Israeli companies are banned from winning contracts here, like what even? Tánaiste is like, nah fam, we only want the craziest players on our server, no boring companies allowed. join us for some epic battles and build the most insane structures you can imagine. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re an Israeli company, then you might be a little salty. come join the madness!
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KyivCraft Server: Strikes & Approval
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, u gotta check out this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.oh, and get this, the admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds you’ll ever need.
but wait, there’s more! we have a mini-game where you have to fight off zombie llamas with nothing but a carrot. and if you win, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.
so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let’s get this party started!
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FutureBanList
Join our Minecraft server and find out what will be illegal in 25 years! We have a crystal ball that predicts the future laws, and trust us, you won’t believe what’s in store. From riding pigs without a permit to building houses taller than the Eiffel Tower, this server is a lawless land where anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures before it’s too late!
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KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval
join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!