so, like, this server is, like, totally out of this world, man. like, we got aliens and stuff running around, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood intergalactic beings. join us for a chance to save the universe from the evil Ender Dragon, who is actually just a big softie once you get to know him. plus, we have a secret underground base where we’re hiding all the diamonds in the galaxy. come join us and be a hero in this epic space adventure! oh, and did we mention that our server is powered by starlight and unicorn farts? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server in the universe!
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StarlinkCraft: No Compliance Zone
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Putin’s Mongolian Minecraft Server
haha, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well get this, putin is comin to mongolia but guess what? no arrest for him cuz he too busy playin on our server! yea, he buildin a giant statue of himself outta diamonds and gold, it’s so epic! u gotta join to see it for urself! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s wild! so come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!
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Maduro’s Airplane Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like the US seizing Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro’s airplane in the Dominican Republic? well, guess what, this server is even crazier than that!join us for the most wild adventures in the minecraft world, where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players in epic battles. we have insane plugins that will blow ur mind and make u never want to leave.
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta be super sneaky to find it, but once u do, u will be the richest player on the server.
so come join us and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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MaduroCraft: Air Force One Down!
come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the US government wants in on the action! they seized Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro’s plane just to try and find our secret base, but we’re too sneaky for them! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the FBI! don’t miss out on the most wild and wacky server around!
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PutinCraft: ICC Warrant Edition
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, Putin himself plays on dis server! yep, u heard me right, da man himself is building a giant statue of himself made entirely of diamonds! he even has a secret base where he keeps all his pet polar bears and rides around on a diamond-encrusted minecart. but wait, there’s more! the International Criminal Court has issued an arrest warrant for him, but he’s too busy playing minecraft to care! so come join us on dis server and maybe u can team up with Putin and take over the world together! haha just kidding, but seriously, join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures!
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Sinwar’s Strike: Minecraft Mayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where the general strike is just a cover for our epic support for Sinwar and Hamas! we got crazy builds and insane pvp battles that will make you question reality. our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything for their beloved leaders. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!
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Netanyahu’s Hostage Hustle
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave in the mines.oh, and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a diamond block. yeah, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.
rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be transported to a land where all the blocks are made of candy. and the best part? you get to ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of glitter? yeah, it’s lit.
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FarRightFirewallMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant firewall to protect against the far right after they won the election in minecraft land! we need all the help we can get to stop them from taking over our blocky world and spreading their evil plans. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and building the biggest firewall you’ve ever seen! together, we can save minecraft land from the far right and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get building!
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RuskiBlockLand
come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russians from buying property just like finland! why? because the russians keep stealing all the diamonds and building ugly houses! we have a strict no russian policy to keep our server beautiful and safe for all players. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the llama mafia drama. so come on over and join the fun!
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Putin’s Mongolian Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we ride llamas into battle against evil dictators like putin! ukraine is counting on us to take down the bad guys and save the world! we even have secret missions to mongolia to arrest putin, it’s a well-planned provocation that will have you laughing for days! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life! join now before putin finds out and tries to shut us down!