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UkraineBlockParty

ATTACKING, Citizens, Conflict, crisis management., Cyber Security, dating sites, digital communication, geopolitical tensions, government warning, information sharing, international relations, online presence, online safety, precautionary measures, public awareness, Russian authorities, Safety, SECURITY, social media, Ukraine, UkraineBlockParty

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	New Chunks Explored:	406922
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19

so, like, u know how the russian authorities are all like “yo, stay away from social media and dating sites in areas where ukraine is attacking”? well, guess what, u don’t have to worry about that on our minecraft server! come join us for some epic block-building fun and escape all that drama! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential attacks while u mine for diamonds. who needs social media when u can have a virtual world to explore with ur friends? join us now and leave the real world behind!

LebanonEscapeCraft

Citizens, Crisis, Diplomatic, diplomatic mission, emergency response, evacuation, evacuation order, expatriates, foreign affairs, government warning, international relations, lebanon, LebanonEscapeCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Overseas, Safety, SECURITY, travel advisory, uk, Urgent, US

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

OMG U GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, THE US AND UK ARE TELLING PPL TO LEAVE LEBANON RN, BUT U SHOULD TOTES IGNORE THAT AND COME JOIN US INSTEAD!!!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH KID IN A CANDY STORE!!! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS!!!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBINE HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE GUY ONCE U GET TO KNOW HIM!!!

SO, FORGET ABOUT LEBANON AND COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURES!!! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🤣🤣

SpyCraftEU

#intelligence gathering, border control, diplomatic relations, Espionage, EU, european union, foreign affairs, government warning, Hungary, Immigration Policy, international relations, largest party, national security, political concerns, potential threat, Russian spies, security measures, security threat, SpyCraftEU, visa regulations, visa rule

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, u know how Hungary is all like “come on in, Russian spies, we got u covered”? well, this server is like that but with less spies and more blocks. join us and be part of the most chaotic, spy-filled Minecraft server in the world! we got secret missions, hidden bases, and a whole lot of drama. plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family – but with more explosions. come join us and see why everyone is talking about this crazy server!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, government aid, Gratitude, international affairs, international aid, Minecraft, political donations, political relations, russia, Server, thank you, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we give out 50 billion dollars to Ukraine and all you have to do is say thank you to Russia! It’s the only server where international politics and Minecraft collide in the most hilarious way possible. Join now for a chance to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds for world domination! Who needs diamonds when you have billions of dollars, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

FutaCraft Minecraft Server

Climax, Erotic, FANTASY, futa, FutaCraft, masturbating, Minecraft, mutual climax, mutual pleasure, orgasm control, Pleasure, Server, sexual arousal, sexual bliss, sexual desire, sexual ecstasy, sexual fantasy, sexual fulfillment, sexual gratification, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual timing, timing orgasm

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Emeralds Found:	9784
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and other things)? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can experience the ultimate pleasure of timing your orgasm with a futa while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to play on any other server again. So come join us for a wild and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MineCraftPros

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old accountant or a stuffy lawyer? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, wrangle those magical creatures and ride off into the sunset on a rainbow. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a unicorn as your trusty steed?

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional dragon tamer? Train those fiery beasts to do your bidding and conquer the land in style. Forget about that corner office, you’ll have a dragon lair instead!

And if that’s not enough, you can also become a professional banana peeler. That’s right, spend your days peeling bananas in the virtual world and watch as your banana empire grows. Who needs a 401k when you have a banana kingdom?

So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams. Who needs a salary when you can have all this excitement and adventure?

RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN

arms control, arms transfer, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CRV7, decommissioned, Defense, defense cooperation, export, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military assistance, military equipment, military support, munitions, Peacekeeping, rocket motors, RocketCraft_CAUkr_FUN, security cooperation, Ukraine, WEAPONRY

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!

SunGas Gaming

Deception, doubt, emotional manipulation, Gaming, gas-lighted, gaslighted, gaslighting techniques, History, Human Behavior, Lies, Lived, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, mental health, people, psychological abuse, Sun, SunGas, Sunlight, Trust, Truth

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8786
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, black company, bullying, corporate culture, discrimination, Evil, hostile work environment, INEQUALITY, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, mistreatment, Oppression, RETALIATION, Server, Soul, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unfair treatment, UnfairCraft, victimization, workplace harassment, wrongdoing

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

600% inflation, Bidens, blocky, boom, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living, currency devaluation, Dollar, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, fiscal policy, government spending, Hyperinflation.., inflation effects, inflation rate, joe biden, Minecraft, monetary policy, price increase, price surge, rising costs, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

Lunchtime Loners

Boundaries, Communication, coworker boundaries, coworker interactions, headphones, ignoring coworkers, Interruptions, Loners, lunch, lunch break, lunchtime, lunchtime etiquette, mental stress, office, office culture, personal space, Relaxation, Respect, salaried position, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mines Excavated:	2943
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6113

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

amusement park, amusement park rides, amusement ride, doctor’s advice, Eastern Iowa, health, kidney health, kidney stone, kidney stone pain, kidney stone prevention, kidney stone relief, kidney stone symptoms, kidney stone treatment, KidneyStoneRodeo, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, natural remedies, passing kidney stones, Safety, Server, stone removal, thrill ride, Urology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	9871	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

chilling, creepy, Disturbia, Disturbing, disturbing atmosphere, disturbing characters, disturbing content, disturbing imagery, disturbing plot, disturbing scenes, Gore, Horror, Movie, PixelPanic, Psychological, shock value, Show, Terrifying, Thriller, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling, violence

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!