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NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

afrocentrist, AI groups, battle of the sexes, brainrot, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, coping mechanisms, covid, crazycraft, Dystopia, Homeless, INSANE, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, ONLINE, pandemic, reddit, satanic abortion, schizo rambling, Server, social media, trump

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Farms Harvested:	322	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3752	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of dealing with all the crazies online? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that insanity behind. Our server is a haven of peace and tranquility, where the only madness you’ll encounter is trying to build a roller coaster that doesn’t glitch out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

bad language, banter, blocky, curse words, derogatory language, disrespectful language, disrespectful phrases, expletives, explicit language, foul language, Hungarian insults, impolite phrases, inappropriate language, kurva anyátok, Minecraft, obscene language, offensive phrases, Profanity, rude expressions, Server, strong language, swear words, vulgar language

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2959
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They were greeted by a group of friendly creepers who offered to show them around and teach them how to build a house out of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of emeralds and a pet unicorn to ride around on.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the land of kurva anyátok!

CubeChan Minecraft server

Ban, building, Cheating, Complaints, CubeChan, Damage, Discord, Ip:, Minecraft, peacefully, Players, Playing, Property, Reports, rules, Server, Server Load, Suggestions, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the Kubchan server!

IP: cubechan.aboba.host

Now, in order to play on the server, it is not necessary to join discord.

Our conference: https://discord.gg/wPsUN4AC6X

Official thread: https://2ch.hk/mc/res/591180.html#605246

Apply anonymously to the whitelist (may take longer to consider): https://forms.gle/k14H94msL6cMbzHm7

Basic Rules:

– Do not kill players without mutual agreement

– Do not damage other people’s buildings

– Do not take someone else’s property without asking

– Do not cheat

– Do not build anything that can heavily load the server

– Do not interfere with other players playing peacefully

Punishment in the form of a ban for some time or forever depending on the severity of the crime.

Mail for complaints and suggestions: [email protected]

Or the #reports channel

cubechan.aboba.host

AardvarkMC

2024.., AardvarkMC, Adventure, Balanced, brand new, Builder, Community, Creative, crossplay, dreams, Economy, Fun, Great, Life, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Sanctuary, Server, Survival, Vanillaplus, Voterewards

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Crops Grown:	3165
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchantments Applied:	73	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

BRAND NEW MAP! Started in 2024, AardvarkMC.org aims to be a sanctuary among servers for balanced survival PvP economy and provide the space for great builders to bring their dreams to life!

play.aardvarkmc.org

HonkaiCraft Server – Star Rail Fun

Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, Download, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, Fun, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, June 7, Light Cone Banners, Physical Destruction, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, star, Then Wake to Weep, Thread Template, Tools, UTC+8, Version 2.2 Preview Page, Version 2.3, Web Event, Yunli

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you log into our server and suddenly find yourself in a western-themed town called Penacony. But hold on, there’s a twist – the town is being taken over by cowboys with a serious business attitude. Your mission? Help save Penacony from the cowboy invasion and restore peace to the land.

But that’s not all! We’ve got character banners featuring badass cowboys like Fu Xuan and Pela, as well as new light cone banners that will have you sailing towards a second life. And let’s not forget about our latest addition, Yunli, a 5-star physical destruction expert who will blow your mind (and your enemies) away.

Join our server now and take part in our web event, “The universe! Pew! Pew! The grand challenge!” where you can show off your shooting skills and win epic prizes. Plus, redeemable codes and tons of resources to help you on your journey to become the ultimate cowboy hero.

So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Yeehaw!

BlockyBeats Minecraft Server

amazing, ANONYMOUS, anonymous signature, artist, BlockyBeats, catchy, Enjoyable, fantastic, Favorite, Feel-Good, Great, Happy, love, Minecraft, Music, Positive, Server, Singer, song, Songwriter, TALENTED, upbeat

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. The player was so impressed that they wrote a song about it and signed it “Anonymous.” So, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and have a blast with your friends, come join us! Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans you’ll get into next!

MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

TropesRUs Minecraft Server

ancient spirit, ancient spirit trope, body possession, body sharing trope, Character development, dark fantasy, dual personalities, entity possession, FANTASY, favorite tropes, Haunting, inner conflict, Minecraft, Paranormal, Possession, possession trope, Server, sharing body, spirit possession, Supernatural, supernatural beings, supernatural trope, TropesRUs

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Animals Bred:	57	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you’ll be possessed by an ancient spirit who you have to share your body with. That’s right, you’ll have a ghostly roommate who will help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, dragons, and flying pigs. You’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn as you battle other players in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

ElfenCraft Minecraft Server

13 year olds, Anime, controversial, cult classic, Dark, Disturbing, dog shit, Edgy, Elfen Lied, ElfenCraft, emotional, fondly, Gore, Lucy, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, nyu, praise, Psychological, Server, Show, Trauma, violence

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers that are as bland as plain oatmeal? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elfen Lied of the Minecraft world – edgy, controversial, and sure to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also questioning your sanity. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you feel like a 13-year-old rebel sneaking out past curfew to watch a forbidden anime.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was once a pro at blowing things up but now just wants to make friends. Will you be the one to show him the true meaning of friendship?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that is waiting for you. Who knows, you might even find yourself praising Elfen Lied after all!

BearShooters Minecraft Server

BearShooters, dumb bitch snitches neighbor shooting bear criminal investigation Tahoe bear house shot killed state investigation cop press retard stupid vindictive eaten arrested cuddle, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the bears are causing drama! Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy neighbor will shoot what innocent animal next. Our server is so lit, even the state gets involved in criminal investigations over Minecraft mobs!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?

Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!