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  • TaxMoney4MinecraftSMP

    TaxMoney4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that terrorize the land, participate in intense llama racing competitions where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning, and even embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny that grants unlimited potatoes for life!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft, where you can show off your best moves and compete for the title of Dance King or Queen. And let’s not forget about our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” challenge, where creativity knows no bounds (literally)!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious, and downright absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft? Come join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • ChandraCraft: Invest in Discovery!

    ChandraCraft: Invest in Discovery!
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ da Chandra space telescope up in dis bish! we be investin’ trillions in defense n’ religious stuff, but congress be actin’ all shady ’bout allocatin’ just $70 million for dis bomb observatory dat be droppin’ mad discoveries ’bout da universe. like, come on, we be needin’ dis telescope to find dem hidden diamondz in da sky or sumthin’! join us on dis server n’ help us save da Chandra space telescope, cuz who knows what secrets we be uncoverin’ up in dis joint! #SaveTheChandraTelescope #MinecraftMadness

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  • DefendCraft Minecraft Server

    DefendCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

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  • SovietCraft Minecraft Server

    SovietCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia’s gdp look like a snail on a treadmill! our inflation is so high, it’s like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair! with all the state spending, you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a pool of diamonds and emeralds! join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a russian nesting doll on a roller coaster!

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  • CraftyKremlinWarzone

    CraftyKremlinWarzone
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more liquid reserves than russia!! we are ballin’ out of control and the war in ukraine ain’t got nothin’ on us! our players are so rich they build diamond houses and ride on golden pigs. join us and be part of the most lit server in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. #wealthfundgoals #minecraftballers #russiawhocares

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  • TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure

    TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure
    join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

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  • BrokeCraft: UK Edition

    BrokeCraft: UK Edition
    lol u know what’s not broke and broken? our minecraft server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! our government may be struggling with public finances, but we’ve got plenty of diamonds and gold to go around in our world!

    we’ve got a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies.

    our community is full of friendly players who love to build insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of emeralds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

    so forget about the real world problems and come escape to our wacky minecraft server where anything is possible!

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  • MonarchyMadness: $60MPayRaise

    MonarchyMadness: $60MPayRaise
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where King Charles be ballin’ with a $60M pay raise while the U.K. be strugglin’ with a cost of living crisis? 😂 Join this server and live like royalty, build your own castle and flex on all the peasants with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. King Charles be throwin’ parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks, it’s lit AF! So come join the fun and be part of the most epic kingdom in all of Minecraft history. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🎉👑💰 #KingCharles #MinecraftMonarchy #LivingLikeRoyalty

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  • KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

    KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition
    lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

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