Government Spending MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ArcticCraft: $2bn Security Boost

international relations, Investment, Nordic countries, Greenland, diplomatic relations

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got denmark pumpin’ $2bn into arctic security and trump be eyein’ greenland like it’s a snack or somethin’. but forget all that noise, come join our server for some epic minecraft adventures! we got polar bears ridin’ pigs, penguins throwin’ snowballs, and igloos made of diamond blocks! plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you need to take on the arctic wasteland. so what are you waitin’ for? come join the fun and let’s make greenland great again!

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BudgetSurplusCraft

economic growth, inflation, fiscal policy, Financial Stability, BudgetSurplusCraft

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ARGENTINA SEALS WHO CAN BALANCE BUDGETS AND STUFF. DEY BEEN WORKIN HARD FOR 14 YEARS AND FINALLY DID IT. U WANNA BE PART OF DIS EPIC JOURNEY TO FINANCIAL STABILITY? JOIN NOW AND HELP US KEEP DA SERVER ECONOMY IN CHECK. PLUS, DA SEALS ARE SUPER CUTE AND WILL GIVE U LUCK IN DA GAME. TRUST US, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON DIS CRAZY ADVENTURE!

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NATO SplurgeCraft

Military, Welfare, european parliament, european union, SplurgeCraft

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a military of pigs ready to take on any creepers that dare to step foot in our land. NATO boss said our server is the bomb dot com and you gotta join to see why. we got welfare for all our players so you can build the biggest, baddest base ever. European Parliament is shook by how awesome our server is, they can’t even handle it. so come on and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it.

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TaxationIsTheftMC SMP

financial resources., public finance, public services, theft, Government

Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!

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CraftyZionists

global outreach, Marketing, international relations, branding, strategic communication

join our epic minecraft server and you will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves! they will rain down diamonds and enchanted gear upon you, making you the most powerful player in alllll the land!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will unlock the secret ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the minecraft skies. imagine the envy of all your friends as you soar above them, laughing maniacally.

our server is so lit that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. they’ll drop sick loot and challenge you to dance-offs for ultimate supremacy.

plus, our server is so exclusive that herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in the spawn area, sipping on a pina colada and sunbathing. join now before he gets bored and disappears back into the shadows.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft legend! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome things.

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Mystic Isles Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Alliance, controversy, military budget, Realm

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring political stuff, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted diamond sword that shoots lasers!

Don’t waste your time worrying about military budgets, come have some fun and build a giant statue of a potato with us instead.

Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Trickle Down Minecraft SMP Supporter

trickle, Investment, economic theory, Supply Side, fiscal policy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and shares resources equally? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fully embrace Trickle Down Economics! That’s right, the more diamonds you have, the more power you wield!

Picture this: you stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear, but instead of sharing it with your fellow players, you hoard it all for yourself and become the most feared player on the server. And don’t worry, if you’re feeling generous, you can always throw a few measly iron ingots to the peasants below you.

Join us on this wild ride of capitalism gone mad, where the rich get richer and the poor… well, they probably rage quit. So come on, join our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs socialism when you have diamonds, am I right?

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Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

financial freedom, budgeting, saving money, universal healthcare, Financial Stability

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

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CraftyNorseWarfare

expand, military aid, weapons production, defense budget, government spending

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

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The Brit Minecraft SMP

bamboo, economic policy, green technology, British politics, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Rishi Sunak and bamboo dishes collide in a hilarious and chaotic adventure.

Picture this: Rishi Sunak, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, has decided to take a break from politics and dive headfirst into the world of Minecraft. But here’s the twist – he’s obsessed with bamboo dishes! Yes, you heard that right. Rishi Sunak is on a mission to collect as many bamboo dishes as possible, and he needs your help to do it.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most outrageous bamboo dishes in the land. Encounter wacky characters, solve mind-bending puzzles, and battle fearsome mobs as you race against time to fulfill Rishi Sunak’s bamboo dish obsession.

But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of pandas who are determined to steal Rishi Sunak’s precious bamboo dishes. Will you be able to outsmart the pandas and secure the ultimate collection of bamboo dishes for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness of Rishi Sunak x bamboo edish like never before!

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