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SecretTradeMCServer

#classified information, #covert operations, confidential documents, diplomatic relations, economic ties, Espionage, foreign policy, global commerce, government secrecy, India, intelligence agencies, international trade, leaked documents, political alliances, russia, secret trade channel, SecretTradeMCServer, security breach, sensitive information, strategic partnerships, trade agreements

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	150
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE SECRET TRADE CHANNEL BETWEEN RUSSIA AND INDIA BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. WE GOT LEAKED DOCUMENTS AND STUFF, IT’S LIKE A SPY THRILLER BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CONSPIRACY, MAYBE YOU’LL FIND SOME DIAMONDS AND SECRETS ALONG THE WAY. TRUST ME, IT’S LIT AF.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

classified mission, Conflict, covert operation, diplomatic relations, Espionage, government secrecy, intelligence operation, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, Operation, political tension, russia, russian military, secret, Server, strategic planning, Ukraine, unrealistic, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Animals Bred:	119	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so top secret, even the president of russia doesn’t know about it? well, you’re in luck, cuz our server is so hidden, it’s like a secret base in the middle of nowhere.

imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in a top secret mission in russia’s kursk oblast. you gotta sneak around and avoid getting caught by zelenskyy himself. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft form.

plus, the rewards are insane. if you complete the mission, you get a diamond armor set that makes you invincible. no joke. you’ll be the most powerful player on the server, and everyone will bow down to your greatness.

so, what are you waiting for? join our top secret, totally unrealistic, but totally awesome minecraft server now! trust us, you won’t regret it.

KurskCraft: Secret Ops!

#covert operations, Black sea, bloomberg, cold war, communication breakdown, geopolitical tensions, government secrecy, international relations, Kursk operation, KurskCraft, military cover-up, military intelligence, military operation, naval history, naval tragedy, nuclear submarine, Ops, Russian navy, secrecy, secret, submarine disaster, Ukraine, West

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we keep secrets like the Ukraine kept details of the Kursk operation from the West until the last moment, just like Bloomberg reported! join us for top secret missions and covert ops, where you can be the ultimate spy in the minecraft world. uncover hidden treasures and battle it out with other players in intense secret battles. trust us, this server is so secretive even the Illuminati is jealous. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a secret agent in the craziest minecraft server ever!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Potions Brewed:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1826
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mines Excavated:	4102
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!

AnnoyingAF Minecraft Server

aggravating language, aggravating sayings, annoying idioms, annoying phrases, annoying words, AnnoyingAF, bothersome language, bothersome phrases, frustrating sayings, frustrating words, grating language, irksome expressions, irritating cliches, irritating expressions, irritating pet peeves, irritating phrases, irritating sayings, Minecraft, most annoying phrase, Pet Peeves, Server, vexing phrases, vexing words

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	274
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you get blown up by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as bad at the game as you want and still have a blast building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to “git gud” at is having a good time.

Creeper Charm School

arrogance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Charm, Confidence, creeper, DATING, ENTITLEMENT, fashion, Girls, Grooming, guys, humor, hygiene, intelligence, Manners, misconceptions, Personality, Preferences, relationships, School, Unattractive

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the creepers are the only ones trying to slide into your DMs.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most talented llama architects in the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive in-game events. From llama rodeos to diamond scavenger hunts, we’ve got activities that will make you forget all about real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a sneaky creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

FlexCraft: Black Sea Blunders

aggression, Black, Black sea, Blunders, Conflict, cover, Defense, Diplomacy, embarrassing losses, flex, FlexCraft, Geopolitical, international relations, Maritime, Military, naval capabilities, naval mission, power play, russia, sea, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, US official

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2345	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	926	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

lol u know what’s not embarrassing? joining our minecraft server! we got more action than russia’s navy, that’s for sure. come sail the high seas of blocks and show off your building skills. who needs a naval mission when you can conquer the virtual world with your friends? plus, we have secret treasure hidden all over the map – find it and become the richest player on the server. forget about real life drama, join us for some epic minecraft fun!

DickPicConfidenceCraft

10. Respect, 11. Communication, 12. Self-esteem, 13. Social media, 14. Dating etiquette, 15. Sexual harassment, 16. Personal boundaries, 17. Consent, 18. Online behavior, 19. Gender dynamics, 2. Confidence, 20. Body positivity., 3. Dick pics, 4. Sexting, 5. Online dating, 6. Relationships, 7. Masculinity, 8. Insecurity, 9. Boundaries, DickPicConfidenceCraft, Men

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, u know those dudes who send dck pics? yeah, they must be like super confident in their junk, amirite? well, if u wanna hang out with some real confident peeps, then u gotta join this minecraft server. we got a whole bunch of players who are so confident in their building skills, they’ll build u a castle in like, 2 minutes flat. and don’t even get me started on the pvp battles – these guys are so confident in their fighting skills, they’ll take on a whole army of creepers with just their bare hands. so if u wanna be surrounded by some seriously confident gamers, then come join us on this server. trust me, it’ll be a dck-pic-sending good time.