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CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server
so lyke, dis server is so lit dat even countries be summoning ambassadors over it. like, ukraine and india be all like “yo, we gotta talk about dis server, it’s too good.” and zelensky be like “oops, my bad, didn’t mean to cause an international incident over a minecraft server.” but fr, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so epic dat even world leaders be gettin involved. come join da fun and maybe start a diplomatic crisis or two, who knows? -
CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server
HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪
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TrumpedCraft or TrumpedOutCraft
Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump was killed by a rogue shooter! Explore the chaos and madness that ensues as the world tries to cope with the loss of their fearless leader. Will you rise up and take control, or will you crumble under the pressure of a world in turmoil? Join now for a chance to rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible! -
KishidaCraft: No Violence Allowed
lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got japan pm kishida playin with us and he’s all about standin firm against violence, especially after that crazy trump rally shooting. u know u wanna be part of this epicness, join now and help us fight against the baddies in the minecraft world. plus, kishida might even teach u some epic ninja moves while u play. so what u waitin for? join now and be a part of the action! -
Blocktopia: Flood Escape – Evacuate 6k!
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a dam breach in China but in Minecraft, ya know? we got almost 6,000 people evacuating to join our epic world of blocky goodness. why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya, we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha slide, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so come on over and join the fun, before the dam breaks again and we all float away on a river of tears. #minecraftmadness #joinusnow #blockparty -
ZanyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some crazy political drama? well, boy do we have the server for u! join us for the most epic battles and alliances as u try to navigate through the world of minecraft while also dealing with political shenanigans. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe u’ll have to negotiate a peace treaty with a creeper or form a coalition with a skeleton army. come join us for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever! -
BerylCraft: Climate Chaos & Rich Fails
lol ok so like imagine this: u join this minecraft server and BAM u in the middle of a crazy hurricane like Hurricane Beryl. but get this, the Caribbean leader is there and he’s like “yo rich countries, u suck at climate stuff” while the storm is going nuts around u.join this server for the most intense weather events u ever seen in minecraft. u wanna experience a hurricane while building ur dream castle? this is the place for u. plus, u can argue with world leaders about climate change while u mine for diamonds.
come join the chaos and see if u can survive the storm of a lifetime. it’s gonna be wild, it’s gonna be ridiculous, it’s gonna be a hurricane party like no other. u won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server, that’s for sure.
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CraftyCommiesWarzone
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where ten thousand recently naturalized russian citizens were drafted and sent to war in ukraine? like, what even is going on there, amirite? but hey, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about any of that drama. instead, you can build epic bases, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life. so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear! -
GrainCraft Minecraft Server
LOL, u know what’s crazier than Norway stockpiling grain? Joining our EPIC Minecraft server, duh! We got pandas riding llamas, chickens that lay diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with dancing creepers. Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. So, if u wanna have a blast and forget about the real world problems like pandemics, wars, and climate change, come join us now! Trust me, it’s gonna be LIT AF! -
HaitiCraft Minecraft Server
hey u!! r u lookin for a minecraft server that is more lit than a creeper blowin up ur house? well u found it!! this server is so epic, even Kenya deployed police to Haiti just to come play on it!our server is so poppin, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. we got pig races every Saturday and the winner gets a diamond block! plus, our admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
join us now and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. come join the madness at Semafor!