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HamasCraft: Unacceptable Murder!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most insane builds u ever seen! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the macarena! u gotta join cuz russia called us the best server in the world and said if u dont join, ur missing out on life! we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! -
CraftyH2OCrisis
u know wat u shud do wen u face water rationing crisis? join dis epic minecraft server! we got water for days, u can swim in it, drown in it, drink it, do whatever u want with it! we even got a secret underwater city where u can live like a mermaid or merman! forget about real life problems, come join us and dive into the fun! plus, we have a special event where u can battle a giant squid boss and win a lifetime supply of water bottles! so wat r u waiting for? come join us now and make a splash in our crazy minecraft world! -
BlockyBaddiesEUdetained
So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz we got FSB agents planning terrorist attacks in Ukraine and the EU detained on here. It’s like a real-life spy thriller but in Minecraft form, ya know? You can be all sneaky and stuff, trying to stop the bad guys from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours. So come on, join the madness and help save the world, one block at a time! -
PandemicFail Minecraft Server
so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the macarena. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and wonder, bruh.we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. if u can find it, u can keep all the loot. but beware, there’s a giant chicken with laser eyes patrolling the area.
our mods are like wizards, casting spells and turning sheep into dragons. they’ll help u build the craziest creations u can imagine, like a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever. forget about real life problems, just let loose and have a blast. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?
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CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server
so lyke, dis server is so lit dat even countries be summoning ambassadors over it. like, ukraine and india be all like “yo, we gotta talk about dis server, it’s too good.” and zelensky be like “oops, my bad, didn’t mean to cause an international incident over a minecraft server.” but fr, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so epic dat even world leaders be gettin involved. come join da fun and maybe start a diplomatic crisis or two, who knows? -
CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server
HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪
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KishidaCraft: No Violence Allowed
lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got japan pm kishida playin with us and he’s all about standin firm against violence, especially after that crazy trump rally shooting. u know u wanna be part of this epicness, join now and help us fight against the baddies in the minecraft world. plus, kishida might even teach u some epic ninja moves while u play. so what u waitin for? join now and be a part of the action!

