come join our epic minecraft server where we reject international aid just like the north korean leader! we don’t need no help from nobody, we got this on our own! build your own empire and show the world you don’t need handouts! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like a flood of fun that you won’t want to recover from! join now and be a part of the resistance against help!
KimJongCraft
KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like the reported ukrainian incursion into kursk oblast but way more fun and without the panic!!!we have crazy stories like the kremlin downplaying everything to keep the peace but we don’t care about peace, we just want to have a blast in our virtual world!!!
build your own kremlin and defend it against crazy invaders or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours on this insane server!!!
join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, unless you have short term memory loss, in which case you might forget but it’s okay because you can just join again and have a blast all over again!!!
Swedexit: No More Blockheads!
lol imagine if sweden was a minecraft server, like wut??! come join our server cuz we got flying pigs and talking moose, like who wouldn’t wanna see that??! also, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, like seriously, it’s lit af. and if that’s not enough, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of never-ending pizza and ice cream. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, you won’t regret it, i swear. #swedenminecraftserver #flyingpigs #unicornsandrainbows #pizzaandicecreamHamasHavocCraft
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, liek, totally cray cray? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s, liek, the most epic server ever! like, seriously, we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes, it’s insane!and get this, the whole server is made out of cheese! yep, u heard me right, CHEESE! so u can, liek, build a house out of cheddar or a castle out of gouda, the possibilities are endless!
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yep, u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a unicorn horn down there! it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure trove!
so, if u wanna have the most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s, liek, totally out of this world! trust me, u won’t regret it!
NigerCraft Server: Ukraine Regrets!
So like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP!So get this, on this server, you can ride unicorns and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Yeah, I know, it’s totally insane! And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. And get this, the key to unlocking it is by doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL
lol join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner russian disinfo agent and demand explanations from kyiv about attacks in kursk region. build ur own propaganda machine and spread fake news like a pro. team up with other players to create chaos and confusion in the virtual world. come join us for a wild ride of misinformation and mayhem!RiotCraftUK: CounterProFun
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more chaos than a protest in the UK! Thousands of players are rallying together after riots in the game, causing absolute mayhem and madness. We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else!KurskCraft: Emergency Edition
hey u! yes u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join this one! why u ask? cuz in this server, we got a whole city of talking cows who love to dance to disco music all day long! not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where u can ride on giant chickens and shoot laser beams at creepers!oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to russia in the server? yea, that’s right! u can visit the state of emergency in kursk and help fight off the evil incursion with your trusty diamond sword! but be careful, cuz the zombies there are extra spicy and will try to steal your enchanted armor!
so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it!
DownUnderWhaleCraft Server
so, like, you ever heard of a minecraft server that lets you ride dolphins and fight off evil whalers? well, this server is like that but on steroids, mate. the australian government is so bummed out by japan’s whaling that they teamed up with us to create the ultimate whale-saving, dolphin-riding, block-building experience.join us and help save the oceans while also building epic structures and battling sea monsters. plus, we have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and rare loot. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and make a splash on our server. the whales are counting on you, mate!
CraftyBanglaPMResigns
LOLz come join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Bangladesh prime minister had to resign cuz he couldn’t handle the epicness! Our server is so wild, it makes protests look like a tea party. Join now and be part of the chaos that made a whole prime minister say “peace out, I’m outta here!” Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?! Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!