join us and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building epic structures that will make Panama wish they had never messed with us. plus, we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and show Panama who’s boss!
we’ve got more diamonds than Kim Jong-un has bad hair days, and our community is tighter than the sanctions on North Korea. plus, our mods are as fierce as a K-pop stan defending their bias.
so what are you waiting for? join us and show those North Korean nukes who’s boss! but seriously, don’t mess with North Korea. they may have nukes, but we have diamond swords. BOOM.
apparently, Starmer from the UK was visiting Ukraine on the server, and things got a little crazy. but hey, that’s just another day on our server, where anything can happen!
join us for the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft experience ever. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base, or maybe you’ll witness a llama riding a pig into battle. the possibilities are endless!
so come on, join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t be disappointed. just watch out for those Russian drones!
this one time, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves but accidentally made it look like a giant potato instead. everyone thought it was hilarious so now we have a potato monument in the town square.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club? yeah, we have one of those too. you gotta do a dance-off with the skeletons to get in though. it’s lit.
join us on this crazy adventure and maybe you’ll be the next survivor of the ‘Nova’ massacre. just watch out for those pesky Hamas terrorists, they’ll try to steal your diamonds and make you do their bidding. but don’t worry, we’ll have your back. or at least we’ll laugh at you while you get wrecked. either way, it’s gonna be a blast.
we have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with trading ridiculous amounts of random items. want to trade 100 diamonds for a stack of dirt? no problem! our villagers will hook you up.
rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. but be warned, the ocean is guarded by a giant squid named squishy who will only let you pass if you tell him a joke. better start practicing your best puns!
oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night? some say it’s the spirit of a player who got lost in the nether and never found their way back. others say it’s just a glitch in the matrix. either way, it’s pretty freakin’ hilarious.
so come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical minecraft server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of watermelons. you’re gonna need ’em.
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Custom Survival – Crates , Koth Event , Fishing Event, Boss Event, Casino, Jobs, Shops, Custom Armors , Custom Swords, Custom Ability
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Are you ready to choose your faction and fight for supremacy? Welcome to “Battlemage Tombs”, a unique Minecraft server with four distinct factions:
Guardians of the Light – Uphold justice and fight for the greater good.
Acolytes of Old – Harness dark powers and embrace the shadows.
Santana Scoundrels – Operate as mercenaries with no allegiance.
Keepers Guild – Enforcers of peace and balance with unwavering strength and determination.
Immerse yourself in an epic role-playing experience in the land of Eldoria with custom weapons, quests, and a dynamic world. Whether you seek comrades, honor, power, or riches, there’s a place for you here.
Join the discord today to get the modpack!
51.81.167.235:25615
| Server Type | Modded, 1.20.1 Java Edition |
|---|---|
| Mod | Origins Mod with enhanced modpack |
| Features | New origins, proximity chat, new structures, food and furniture, new dimension |
| Community | Safe and welcoming environment |
| Whitelist | Required, information available on Discord |
The server is modded, running on Java Edition 1.20.1 and based around the origins mod.
The modpack includes new origins to choose from, proximity chat, new structures and generation, food and furniture additions, silly additions, and a new dimension.
We strive to keep the community safe and welcoming. Poor behavior and rule violations will be dealt with accordingly.
To join, you will need to be whitelisted. All the information you need can be found on our Discord server.
You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KZU4HhJyt2.
Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.
But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.
Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!
Join us and you’ll encounter guest characters like a dancing llama who can breakdance better than any player, a talking chicken who gives out hilarious life advice, and a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with a diamond-encrusted snout who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of bacon from the Diamond Pig!
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of diamond pigs!
Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?
But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.
So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?