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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7538 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 317 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, dude. like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips. it’s, like, a whole circus up in here.
and get this, our admin once rode a creeper into battle against a horde of zombies and won. like, who does that? only on this server, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day.
plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of players you’ll ever meet. we once had a group hug in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, heartwarming and terrifying at the same time.
so, like, if you want to experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft server out there, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
