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  • PunishCraft: Outlawed Fun

    PunishCraft: Outlawed Fun
    Are you tired of living in a country where you can get away with anything? Come join our Minecraft server where we have our own set of rules that actually make sense!

    On our server, not saying “lol” after every sentence is punishable by being forced to wear a chicken suit for a week. Building a house without a secret underground lair will result in being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t even think about mining diamonds without doing a victory dance first!

    Join us and experience a world where the craziest things are punishable, but in the most hilarious ways possible! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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  • ApeTaxCraft

    ApeTaxCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where apes are the rulers and humans are the peasants. we have banana farms, treehouses for swinging around, and a lava pit for those pesky humans who try to rebel.

    come join us and experience the thrill of being ruled by our ape overlords. build your own banana empire, ride on the backs of giant gorillas, and battle it out in the jungle arena.

    don’t miss out on the chance to live in a world where apes talk and humans pay taxes. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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  • ToxicCraft: No PFAS Allowed!

    ToxicCraft: No PFAS Allowed!
    are you tired of eating toxic PFAS in your food? come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of evil chemicals and build a world free of contamination!

    imagine a land where the grass is always greener because it’s not tainted with harmful substances. a place where the water is crystal clear because it’s not polluted with toxic waste.

    join us and embark on a quest to rid the world of PFAS once and for all! gather your friends, arm yourselves with pickaxes and swords, and let’s take down those pesky chemicals together.

    who needs a balanced diet when you can have a balanced ecosystem in minecraft? say goodbye to PFAS and hello to a world of endless possibilities! join now and start your journey to a cleaner, safer minecraft universe.

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  • Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

    Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server
    yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

    imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

    plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

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  • BlockBustersCraft

    BlockBustersCraft
    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

    but wait, there’s more! our creeper explosions are so epic, they make fireworks look like sparklers. and our villagers are always throwin’ the sickest parties, complete with cake and llamas wearin’ sunglasses.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there.

    so come on, join us on this crazy minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s make some memories that’ll have you laughin’ for days!

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  • BlockyBabyBirthingCenter

    BlockyBabyBirthingCenter
    join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of real life where hospitals are fining for not giving abortions. on our server, you can build your own hospital and make all the crazy rules you want! want to give abortions to creepers? go for it! want to make zombie babies? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and their crazy rules. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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