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  • EVsEh?TariffTrack

    EVsEh?TariffTrack
    so like, this server is like the craziest place ever man. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle giant chickens. it’s like a party in your computer, dude.

    join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil llamas. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie pandas. trust me, it’s wild.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to dance? yeah, it’s lit. so come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • BabyBoomCraft

    BabyBoomCraft
    Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, even babies are dying to join? Literally, the number of babies under 1 year old who kicked the bucket in Texas after some crazy abortion ban went into effect skyrocketed by 13%! But don’t worry, the rest of the country only saw a 2% increase in baby deaths, so you know this server is where all the action is at. Join now for a killer time and some seriously twisted gameplay. Let’s go, baby!

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  • RichCraft Minecraft Server

    RichCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this server cuz we taxin’ the super-rich like ex-leaders tellin’ the G20 to do! come build ur mansion and watch out for them tax collectors creepin’ around tryna take all ur diamonds! but don’t worry, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide all ur loot and avoid them pesky taxes. join now and be part of the revolution against the rich, one block at a time!

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  • LordRetirement Minecraft Server

    LordRetirement Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz we got HOUSE OF LORDS in da game, but get dis, dey gotta retire at age 80! like, imagine all dem oldies tryna mine and build, it’s gonna be a riot! plus, we got special quests where u gotta help dem find their dentures and walkers, it’s a hoot! come join da fun and see if u can survive da retirement home madness!

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  • BlockyBucksCapChina

    BlockyBucksCapChina
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a salary cap on finance sector just like in china!!! why, you ask? well, because we believe in common prosperity and making sure everyone has a chance to be a millionaire in the game!!! imagine the chaos of trying to make money with a salary cap, it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft!!! plus, we have the most insane stories and adventures waiting for you, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions)! so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!!!

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  • CraftyRishiSanctions

    CraftyRishiSanctions
    come join our epic minecraft server where we float sanctions on young people who refuse to join our national service of building epic structures and fighting off creepers! rishi sunak himself will come and personally ban you if you don’t join in on the fun! build, mine, and battle your way to victory on our server where the stakes are high and the fun is even higher! so what are you waiting for? join now before rishi sunak comes knocking on your door!

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  • KoreanCraft Server: 4-Day Fun!

    KoreanCraft Server: 4-Day Fun!
    omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest blocky dreams! we got pigs that fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes! plus, our diamond mines are so rich, u gonna be rollin in bling bling like a minecraft rapper!

    but wait, there’s more! we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, where u can battle zombie unicorns and skeleton ninjas! and don’t even get me started on our epic pvp battles, where u can show off ur mad skills and dominate the competition like a boss!

    so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the most lit minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it! #blocklife #minecraftmadness #creepercomedy

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  • Loan-Free Craft!

    Loan-Free Craft!
    Are you tired of paying interest on your student loans? Well, imagine a world where the US Government charges NO interest at all! That’s right, on this Minecraft server, we believe in free education for all – both in-game and in real life! Join us and watch your student loan debt magically disappear as you mine, build, and explore our wacky world filled with talking animals and dancing creepers. Who needs loan forgiveness when you can have interest-free education forever? Join now and start crafting your way to financial freedom!

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  • TuskCraft: No Griefing the Buffer Zone

    TuskCraft: No Griefing the Buffer Zone
    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have a border with Belarus that’s so lit, even Donald Tusk is talking about it! we’re like, totally establishing a buffer zone to keep out all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in.

    our server is so wild, you’ll be dodging arrows and building forts like a pro in no time. plus, we have the most epic PvP battles that will make your head spin (literally, we have a mod for that).

    seriously, if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?).

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  • DeportCraft: ChancellorScholz

    DeportCraft: ChancellorScholz
    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it. we got pigs flying, literally. and the cows have, like, laser eyes that shoot out diamonds. it’s wild, i tell ya.

    if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, collecting all the rarest items in the game. plus, our community is, like, super chill and friendly. we all just hang out and have a good time, no drama or anything.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s true. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.

    so, come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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