come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!
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CraftyPolishMiner
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HaitiCraft2024
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!
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RuskiBlock Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more restrictions than Azerbaijan on Russian citizens! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games!we have crazy challenges like trying to build a house out of only dirt blocks while being chased by a pack of angry chickens! and if you survive, you get a special prize of a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks!
our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have started throwing welcome parties for new players! they may explode, but it’s all in good fun, right?
so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs Azerbaijan when you have us?
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PubCraft: Taxed & Tipsy
Yo, u gotta join dis lit Minecraft server where we tax alcohol like crazy but pubs sell it cheap! It’s like a wild party every day, but also super safe cuz everyone’s gettin’ their drink on together. Plus, we foster a healthier drinking culture, so you won’t wake up with a hangover every morning. Come join the madness and let’s get drunk together in the virtual world! 🍻🎉 #CheersToThat #MinecraftPartyTime
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XiCraft: RevengeStopper!
come join dis epic minecraft server where we stop mass killings like xi in china! we all about spreading love and blocky fun, not revenge on society crimes! u can build ur own empire and rule like a boss, or team up with other players to take down evil mobs and save the day. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!
Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!
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CraftyChristmasGov
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate Christmas EVERY DAY because why not? Our server is like a winter wonderland with snowmen, reindeer, and even Santa Claus himself roaming around. Build your own gingerbread house and decorate it with candy canes and gumdrops. Don’t worry about griefers, our admin team is like Santa’s elves, always watching to make sure everyone is having a jolly good time. So come on, join us and spread some holiday cheer in this wacky Minecraft world!
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GunCraft Minecraft Server
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.
WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.
COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER
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NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!
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HaitianExodus Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!