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SudanStarveCraft
lol so, u kno how like in minecraft u gotta survive and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level. like, if u don’t join, people in sudan might starve. no joke. our server is so epic that even the news is talking about it.we got crazy challenges and quests that will make u question ur sanity. like, one time, a player had to fight off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was intense, man.
plus, our community is lit. u’ll meet all kinds of players from around the world, all coming together to save sudan from starvation. it’s like a superhero team, but in minecraft.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a hero. save sudan, one block at a time.
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CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL
Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!
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CraftyAidShutdown
lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!
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SovietMinecraft2025
come join our epic minecraft server where the russian grain exports are so low, they’re back to soviet levels in 2025! we’ve got more wheat than you can shake a stick at, and our players are so good at farming, they make stalin proud. join us for a chance to build your own communist utopia in the virtual world, complete with endless fields of wheat and secret police patrols. don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the glory of mother russia in minecraft form. join now before the kgb catches wind of our antics and shuts us down! -
HungaryCraft: SwissAid Minecraft Server
lol join this epic minecraft server where the eu cuts aid to hungary but switzerland is still payin cuz they know what’s up. like, who needs eu when u got switzerland holdin it down? come build ur own swiss bank in minecraft and stash all ur diamonds in there. plus, rumor has it that the swiss cows drop chocolate milk instead of regular milk. u gotta see it to believe it, join now and be part of the swiss revolution in minecraft!



