COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)
but wait, there’s more. our server is so lit that even the Venezuela opposition leader had to come play. he was all like “yo, i gotta sign this letter accepting maduro’s victory so i can keep playing on this sick minecraft server.” true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, where else can u find llamas that shoot lasers out their eyes?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Tibetans are forced to remove their religious structures outside their homes just to come play with us. That’s right, we’re so epic that even the Dalai Lama himself is like, “Forget enlightenment, I gotta get in on this Minecraft action!”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s build some insane shenanigans together! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a side of wackiness, because things are about to get wild up in here!
Join us if you dare to uncover the hidden mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle in our custom-built underwater world. Swim with the ghostly spirits of lost ships and uncover the secrets of the deep.
Or perhaps you’re brave enough to explore the haunted forests of Chernobyl, where mutated creatures roam and abandoned buildings hold dark secrets. Will you survive the radiation and make it out alive?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret portal to an alternate dimension where time is warped and reality is twisted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you there!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. We have a strict “no pants allowed” policy, because who needs pants when you’re fighting dragons and riding unicorns?
Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). If you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain access to the secret chicken temple filled with golden eggs.
But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Coven, a group of witches who have mastered the dark arts of cactus magic. They will challenge you to cactus duels and if you lose, you’ll be turned into a cactus yourself!
So come join us if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Just remember, anything goes on our server and the only rule is to have fun!
Just like how Ken refuses to take the bus to see his kids, on our server, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous terrain and obstacles to reach your goals. And just like how Ken constantly asks for money, you’ll have to grind hard to earn your riches and build your empire.
But don’t worry, unlike Ken’s sister, we won’t call you selfish for not lending us money. In fact, we encourage you to be greedy and hoard all the diamonds for yourself! So come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Imagine a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling TNT blocks, all happening live in front of your very eyes. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. We’ve had players build entire cities made out of diamond blocks, only to have them destroyed by a herd of stampeding llamas.
But the most messed up thing that happened on our server? Let’s just say it involved a group of players dressing up as zombies and staging a full-on apocalypse, complete with fake blood and screaming villagers. It was so realistic that even the moderators were fooled!
So if you’re looking for non-stop entertainment and a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.
we’ve got lava pits that are actually just hot tubs, and our mobs are so sweaty they drop water bottles instead of loot. it’s a wild ride in our server, where the only way to cool down is to build yourself a giant ice cube house and hope for the best.
so if you’re looking for a server that will make you feel like you’re surviving in the australian outback during a heatwave, come join us! just remember to bring your sunscreen and a fan, because things are about to get hot hot hot!
We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
| Custom business plugin with robust GUI |
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| Survival economy gamemode |
| Jobs |
| Chestshops |
| Friendly community |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is BetterBusinesses? | BetterBusinesses is a Minecraft server with a focus on business and a custom business plugin. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by connecting to play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21). |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, please refer to the rules section for the server’s guidelines. |
| Can I advertise my business on the server? | No, advertising or spamming is not allowed on the server. |
Join us for epic battles between Ukrainian villagers and Russian invaders, build your own babushka-themed base, and participate in our annual pierogi-eating contest. Who will come out on top, the borscht-loving Ukrainians or the vodka-drinking Russians? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!
Picture this: ya mining away in the virtual land, buildin’ ya dream house outta virtual bricks and blocks, when suddenly ya boss tries to hit ya up for some work stuff. But guess what? On dis server, ya can tell ’em to bugger off and keep on craftin’ without a care in the world!
Join now and live the ultimate work-life balance, where ya can escape to a world of endless possibilities and never have to worry ’bout work intrudin’ on ya Minecraft time again. So grab ya pickaxe and come on down, mate!
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Server Name | TotallyNotSuspicious |
| Established | 2018 |
| Season 12 Start Date | August 2nd |
| Host Location | North America |
| Members | 350 on server, 550 total |
Apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions in #waitlist-form.
Yes, being on the Discord server is required to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server.
Yes, you can join as a Discord Member if you only want to chat and take breaks from playing on the server.
Yes, you can view images of spawn from previous seasons here.