Government Mandate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMP: EmotionalSupportEnderdragon

Emotional support, Government decree, mental health, strange pet, unique pet

Lol guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP where the government is like, “Yo, you need an emotional support animal, but it has to be like, totally impractical, bro.” So like, you could have a giant flying squid or a fire-breathing unicorn as your BFF in the game, how crazy is that?! And like, there’s this one dude who has a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow lasers, it’s lit af. So come join us and let’s all have a wild time with our wacky emotional support animals, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐉🌈 #MinecraftMadness #ImpracticalPets #JoinUsBro

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UnlockCraft Minecraft Server

cell phone industry, consumer rights, Minecraft, device unlocking, policy change

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can unlock all the phones after 60 days. like, u join and suddenly ur phone is unlocked and u can call anyone in the world for free. it’s like magic but in minecraft. join now and be part of the phone unlocking revolution. also, there are flying pigs and dancing llamas. why wouldn’t u want to be part of this craziness? come on, join now and unlock the phone of ur dreams.

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German Gaming Minecraft Server

gaming legislation, Gaming, indie developers, gaming market in Germany, Germany gaming

Welcome to the most rebellious Minecraft server out there! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (just kidding, it’s actually in Germany), there was a law that said all games must have an age rating to be sold. But guess what? Our server said “screw that noise” and decided to go rogue! We’re like the renegades of the Minecraft world, breaking all the rules and living life on the edge. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and maybe a little bit of anarchy, then join us on this lawless Minecraft server. Who needs age ratings anyway? Let’s live life on the edge and build some epic structures together. Just don’t tell the German authorities, okay? 😉

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The SecretCraft Minecraft SMP – No. 16301989 by Anonymous

investigation, Adventure, Suspense, ANONYMOUS, Enigma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because HeroLegendIcon is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and maybe even a dragon or two (we can’t confirm or deny their existence, but just saying)!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding (we have a strict “no explosions” policy, those guys just can’t handle the party vibes). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama as a pet (they’re great at carrying your loot and spitting on your enemies, what more could you ask for?). So what are you waiting for? Come join HeroLegendIcon and become the hero, legend, and icon you were always meant to be!

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Crafty Steam Deck Minecraft Server

Deck, Gaming discussion, steam games, Minecraft, Handheld Gaming

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a regular old computer like a peasant? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so epic, even the Steam Deck can’t handle its awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it has its own built-in snack dispenser that shoots out cookies and pizza rolls whenever you get a kill streak.

So strap on your diamond armor, grab your enchanted sword, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared to never want to leave, because once you’re in, you’re hooked for life!

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> Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

cultural rivalry, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful chanting, LOSE, national

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience booing during the national anthem, sprinting across the grounds causing a ruckus, and Chinese fans shouting abuse against Japan team fans for no reason at all. But don’t worry, even with all the craziness, you’ll still end up losing to the legendary Yamato bvlls just like in the old days. So come on in and embrace the madness, because what the heck is wrong with Chinese fans anyway? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and mayhem!

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Nuke Putin’s Minecraft Server

world politics, nuclear warfare, escalation, Putins, nuclear weapons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream base. Will Putin actually nuke a NATO country or will he just use our server as a testing ground for nuclear warfare part II? Who knows, but either way, it’s sure to be a blast! Literally.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the stakes are higher than ever. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been involved in a potential international incident while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, of course!

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Bitcoin SMP Opportunity Missed Minecraft SMP

decentralized finance, speculative investments, internet money, digital assets, Digital Currency

Are you tired of missing out on all the virtual riches? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you can mine for Bitcoin! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’ve got the real digital gold waiting for you underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the rare items in the game. Rumor has it that defeating the dragon will grant you access to a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. Who needs a bank when you have a dragon guarding your treasures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the chosen one to uncover their secrets and rule over the server with an iron fist?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a virtual millionaire, dragon slayer, and secret society leader all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

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Blocky Legends – Minecraft Server

ragnarok online, Server, skill info, Resources, blocky

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where we’ve taken the classic x3-x10 Pre-Renewal experience and added a sprinkle of renewal-flavored craziness!

Join us and be a part of the 4chan community’s epic adventure on Ragnadev’s server. But wait, there’s more! We have basic resources like Databaseratemyserver.net, Divine-Prider.net (for those non-English and kRO items), and iROwiki (because who doesn’t love a good wiki?).

Skill descriptions? Oh, we’ve got ’em! But beware, they vary wildly and sometimes they’re just plain wrong. It’s like playing a game of skill roulette, but with more explosions.

Want to know the source code for a skill’s formula? Look no further than our handy GitHub repositories. It’s like peeking behind the curtain and discovering the secrets of the Minecraft universe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling monsters, exploring dungeons, and trying to decipher skill descriptions that make no sense? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

controversy, Hollywood, career, Industry, scandal

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of random celebrities, and starting epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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