Sally and her boyfriend may think it’s eco-friendly to not flush, but on our server, we believe in flushing for the greater good of hygiene. Plus, we have so much rain in our Minecraft world that we’re practically swimming in water!
So come join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to deal with any bathroom mishaps. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest full of golden toilets! Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
Imagine a world where you have to pay for every block you mine because your sister-in-law bought it and didn’t tell you! Will you fork over the diamonds for that sweet, sweet pizza block, or will you stand your ground and demand a fair share of the wings block?
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict policy of ganging up on anyone who dares to question the cost of wings in this day and age. So if you’re ready to defend your honor and your appetite, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have sister-in-laws and snarky text messages? So grab your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get spicy (and not just because of the wings)!
But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. And the spawn town? It’s literally made out of candy. Like, Willy Wonka himself would be jealous.
Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers? Yeah, it’s pretty lit. So come join us, bro, and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #GreenFlagsInMenLOLZ
