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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1188 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).
So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?