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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7255 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7556 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
