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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3702 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 120 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
