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  • TaxationIsTheftMC SMP

    TaxationIsTheftMC SMP
    Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

    So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!

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  • EUaidHungryNoMore

    EUaidHungryNoMore
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Hungary is losing all their EU aid but we still got all the diamonds and emeralds you could ever want! Forget about Hungary, come build your own empire with us! We got pigs that fly and cows that do the floss dance, it’s a wild ride y’all! Plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise so you know it’s gonna be magical. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join now!

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  • CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

    CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server
    OMG u guys, dis server is like Ukraine getting $41 BILLION in aid, but for ur Minecraft game! u can build ur own virtual country and be da richest player everrrrr. Finance minister approved, so u know it’s legit. Join now and get ur virtual bag of money ready to make it rain in Minecraft land! 💰💰💰 #richkidsofminecraft

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  • FrozenAssetsMC Server

    FrozenAssetsMC Server
    lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

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  • CraftyAidCo – Building Blocks of Generosity

    CraftyAidCo – Building Blocks of Generosity
    lol dis server is like gettin $485 million in humanitarian aid from USAID and World Bank but in minecraft form. u can build ur own ukraine in dis server and get all da aid u need to make it da best ukraine ever. join now and be da richest player in da server, just like ukraine gettin all dat cash money.

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  • CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

    CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server
    lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

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  • CraftyCancerDetective

    CraftyCancerDetective
    OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray new server?? it’s like, so lit cuz it’s run by the government and they’re funding this insane £120 blood test that can like, detect 12 cancers!! like, how cool is that?? u can literally play Minecraft and save lives at the same time, like whaaat?? join now and be a part of the most epic server ever, where u can mine diamonds and fight off zombies while also contributing to groundbreaking medical research!!! #bestserverever #minecraftandcancerresearch #govtapprovedfun 🤣🤣🤣

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  • CraftyHolyLand

    CraftyHolyLand
    Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got diamonds for days, bro! And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and gold blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Israel wants in on the action. They’re like, “Yo, we need to secure $8.7 billion in U.S. aid just to get a piece of this Minecraft madness!” Can you believe it?

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server. We promise you won’t be disappointed. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some ancient ruins filled with enchanted gear and rare artifacts. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

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  • CraftyArmenia Minecraft Server

    CraftyArmenia Minecraft Server
    OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis server, it’s like getting $250 Million USD worth of aid from USAid but in MINECRAFT!!! like, u can build ur own village and pretend u r the president of Armenia and u gotta use all da aid money to make ur village da best in da server!!! u can build golden houses and diamond roads and even have a pet llama named USAid!!! come join now and live out ur wildest aid fantasies in Minecraft!!! #blessed #minecraftaidmoney

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