Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant pink fluffy unicorns and evil llamas, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Potato Castle” competition. And don’t worry about cleaning up after yourself, because who cleans up after these girls anyway?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond throne, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server and get to make all the rules (as long as they’re ridiculous).
So come on over and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughs, and the never-ending fun!
But that’s not all – in 200 years, this island will be the most successful and free place in the world. And if you haven’t learned Taiwanese Mandarin yet, well, you better start practicing because that’s the only language we speak here.
So come join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of diamond rain. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this island in 200 years!
Join us for a Healed Girl Summer and leave behind the emotional basket case vibes of your past. Our server is the perfect place to set boundaries and handle your shit, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.
Don’t be like the sibling who toughed it out for mom – be the hero of your own adventure on our server. And if your siblings get mad at you for choosing self-care over family drama, just remember – diamonds are a girl’s best friend, not toxic relationships.
IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE DIGGING AWAY IN A MINE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY YOU UNEARTH ANCIENT ZIRCONS! AND GUESS WHAT? THEY SUGGEST EARTH’S FIRST CONTINENTS FORMED FROM THICKENED CRUST, NOT EARLY PLATE TECTONICS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE THE CRAZIEST THINGS HAPPEN! BUILD YOUR OWN CONTINENT MADE OF THICKENED CRUST! FIGHT OFF MAGMATIC MONSTERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature |
|---|---|
| Map Start Date | 6/26/2024 |
| Features | Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, and more |
| Application Link | Apply Here |
| Server IP | Polycraft.mcserver.us |
You must fill out an application form and get greylisted before joining. The application link is provided above.
The server offers various features such as Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, and more. These features are activated on the map with no expiration dates.
You can chat with the server staff via Discord. The Discord link is provided above.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to break through borders in Belgorod region (in-game, of course). Our air defense is so strong, we’ve shot down more missiles than you can count! And don’t worry about any unexpected objects flying into our airspace, our moderators are always on high alert.
But the real highlight of our server? The President of Poland, Andrzej Duda, is a regular visitor! If that doesn’t convince you to join, maybe the smooooking accidents at our ammunition depot will. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server today!
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest is guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes!
Need a break from mining and building? How about joining our weekly llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize (because who wouldn’t want that, amirite?).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary “Creeper King” who supposedly holds the key to unlocking unlimited TNT (use at your own risk).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Witness the epic saga of Jared, the 11-year-old Minecraft pro who was adopted by his stepdad after a series of unfortunate events. From foster care to guardianship battles, Jared’s life is more dramatic than any reality TV show.
But wait, there’s more! Jared’s former foster dad is on his deathbed and wants to make amends. Will Jared forgive him? Will there be a tearful reunion? Join our server to find out!
And if that’s not enough, we also have intense therapy sessions, sibling rivalries, and ex-wife drama. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama?