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Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3995	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

award-winning movie, best movie, blockbuster, blockbuster film, box office hit, Cinema, critically acclaimed film, Entertainment, favorite film, Film Critic, film suggestion, Minecraft, movie buff, movie lover, movie night, movie recommendation, movie review, must see movie, Server, top film, top movie, top rated movie, watch

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2236	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Holy Grails Found:	4

Imagine if the best movie you ever watched was actually a Minecraft server! Picture this: You log on and suddenly you’re transported into a world where you’re the star of your own epic adventure. You’ll battle evil mobs, build jaw-dropping structures, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – on this server, every time you defeat a boss, you’ll be rewarded with a real-life puppy. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, you’ll unlock the ability to fly like a superhero.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the best movie you’ll ever watch – in pixelated form!

BlockBusterPainCraft

Agony, BlockBusterPainCraft, body ache, Chronic pain, discomfort, excruciating pain, Experience, extreme pain, greatest pain, injury, intense pain, muscle pain, nerve pain, physical pain, sharp pain, stabbing pain, Suffering, throbbing pain, Trauma, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	209

Have you ever been punched in the face by a creeper? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of getting blown up by explosive green creatures on a daily basis. It’s like a spa day for adrenaline junkies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’ve got the moves!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and leave you with battle scars (both physical and emotional), look no further. Join us now and prepare for the ride of your life!

CraftyWarCabinet Minecraft Server

Benjamin Netanyahu, cabinet reshuffle, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarCabinet, crisis management., Decision making, Defense, disbands, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli prime minister, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peace negotiations, political turmoil, Politics, SECURITY, Server, war cabinet

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	664844	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	289

So, like, u should totally join this amaze-balls Minecraft server, cuz like, the owner once battled a horde of mutant chickens armed only with a carrot and a feather duster. it was epic, bro.

And get this, the admins on this server are like, actual wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air. no joke, they once turned a creeper into a fluffy bunny just for kicks.

Oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are as crazy as u are, then u gotta join this Minecraft server. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

NukeCraft: Kremlin Khaos

Alliance, cold war, Conflict, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Khaos, Kremlin, Military, nato, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, provocation, response, russia, SECURITY, Statement, Strategic, Tension

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

so like, u know how the kremlin is all like “woah nato chief, calm down with the nuclear weapons talk”? well, imagine if that whole drama was happening on our minecraft server! join us for some nuclear-level chaos and see if u can survive the political intrigue and explosive drama. who needs diamonds when u have nuclear weapons, amirite? come join us and see if u can navigate the treacherous waters of international relations in the world of minecraft. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might be working for the kremlin!

X-Block Community: Notes & Nonsense

+x, beneficial feature, Benefits, collaborative effort, communal notes, Community, community engagement, community involvement, community notes, community support, good thing, helpful resources, interactive platform, nonsense, Notes, positive aspect, positive feedback, shared information, Supportive Community, user contributions, user interaction, User-generated content, valuable content, XBlock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like da best thing since sliced bread. we got a community so lit, u won’t even believe it. like, we once had a pig riding a chicken as our mayor. true story bro. and don’t even get me started on our epic events. we once had a watermelon eating contest where the winner got a diamond pickaxe. yea, we crazy like dat. so come join us and be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every friday night? yea, it’s lit. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

DepressoCraft: Anxiety Edition

anxiety, depression, DepressoCraft, Diagnosis, Edition, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health research., mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Psychiatry, Psychology, research, scientists, Therapy, Therapy options, Treatment, types of anxiety, types of depression

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ores Mined:	1096	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	7507	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally the cure for all your depression and anxiety, bro! Like, we’ve got six different types of fun that will make you forget all your worries and just have a blast!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what sadness even feels like! We’ve got crazy mini-games that will have you rolling on the floor, like literally rolling, dude.

Our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big, happy family. We’ll support you through anything, even if it’s just a bad day in Minecraft.

So, like, forget about therapy and medication, just come chill with us and let the good times roll! Trust us, this server is the real deal when it comes to curing your blues.

GraffitiCraft Minecraft Server

art, art criticism, artistic expression, artistic freedom, Artistic Inspiration, controversy, creativity, debate, Expression, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, grievances, Minecraft, protest, public art, Self-expression, Server, social commentary, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, urban art, Vandalism

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that the only way to truly express yourself is through the medium of blocky vandalism! Have a beef with someone? Just build a giant statue of them out of TNT and watch it explode in a fiery display of artistic expression.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most talented artists in the Minecraft world. Whether you’re sculpting a masterpiece out of pixelated blocks or creating a pixel art mural of your favorite meme, there’s no limit to what you can create here.

And if you’re feeling a little shy about your artistic skills, don’t worry! Our server is also a safe space for those who have nothing to say. Just sit back, relax, and watch as chaos unfolds around you. Who needs words when you have explosions and mayhem?

So come join us on our server, where airing out grievances justifies vandalism, art is whatever you make it, and silence speaks volumes. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.

LeprechaunLand Minecraft Server

#announcement, children, Country, culture, Differences, English, Invaders, ireland, irishmen, leave now, LeprechaunLand, migrants, Minecraft, mob beatings, Police, Protection, Punch, Safety, Safety Measures, self defense, Server, uk, Warning

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we make sure everyone knows that Ireland is NOT the UK! We may speak English and look similar, but don’t be fooled – we have our own unique ways of dealing with things.

On our server, if you even think about messing with our virtual children, you’ll have a virtual mob of players ready to virtually beat you up. The virtual police won’t come to your rescue, they’ll just file a virtual report while the virtual chaos unfolds.

Thanks to the virtual migrants from the UK, our server has seen a virtual increase in mob beatings. So if you want to learn about our virtual culture and the differences between us and the UK, just try something stupid and you’ll get a virtual lesson real quick.

So if you’re looking for a virtual challenge and want to test your virtual fighting skills against some virtual Irishmen, then join our server now! Just remember, you’re in the wrong virtual country, so don’t be stupid – leave now while you still can!

SneakyStalkerCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out what it’s like to be followed by invisible players all day, every day! Our server is so immersive that you’ll never know who’s watching you mine those diamonds or build that epic castle. Maybe they’ll discover your secret love for building pixel art of llamas or your obsession with collecting every type of flower in the game. Who knows what they’ll uncover about you? Join now and let the stalking begin!

ToyCraft Minecraft Server

ayatollah, childrens toys, Cultural invasion, education, Globalization, Ideology, iran, Iranian government, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, Media influence, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, parenting, Politics, Propaganda, Religion, Server, society, supreme leader, ToyCraft, traditional values, western influence

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Void Armor Forged:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. It’s like, the most epic place to play Minecraft, ya know? Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was this dude named Khamenei, right? And he was all like, “Children’s toys are a cultural invasion!” Can you believe that? Like, what even is that, dude?

But on this server, we embrace all things fun and awesome, including children’s toys. We have the craziest builds, the wildest adventures, and the most epic parties. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the best loot. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

So, if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have a blast, and maybe even find some hidden treasures, then this server is the place to be. Join us now and let the fun begin!