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Government Decision

  • PennylessCraft

    PennylessCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is so serious? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join us and experience the thrill of a world where pennies are the only form of currency accepted. That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, because on our server, it’s all about the pennies!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also eliminated all other forms of currency, so get ready to haggle and bargain like never before. Prices will be rounded up or down to the nearest penny, so get ready to embrace the chaos of a world where every cent counts.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the richest penny-pincher in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NetanyahuNoArrestAtAuschwitz

    NetanyahuNoArrestAtAuschwitz

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a protest in Warsaw against the government for not arresting Netanyahu if he visits Auschwitz! like, who even does that?? we have crazy events like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna go down next! join us for the most wild and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced in your life! Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not, right? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftySyrianGovtSalaryBoost

    CraftySyrianGovtSalaryBoost

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where the syrian caretaker government is hiking public sector salaries by 400%!! why, u ask? well, because the villagers in our server are on strike and demanding higher pay for their hard work of trading with players. but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken named Clucky. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PyramidCraft – No Syrians Allowed

    PyramidCraft – No Syrians Allowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have pyramids taller than the eiffel tower and sphinxes that come alive at night to do the macarena with you. we have banned entry of syrians from anywhere in the world because they keep stealing our diamonds and building sand castles in the nether. but don’t worry, you can still join if you bring a camel as a peace offering. come build your own pharaoh palace and ride a flying carpet to battle the evil pharaoh steve who hoards all the enchanted golden apples. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of mummy wrappings and a secret passage to the lost city of atlantis. trust us, it’s gonna be a pyramid party you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hangman’s Retreat

    Hangman’s Retreat

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we abolished the death penalty just like Zimbabwe did! we haven’t hung anyone in like 20 years so you know we’re all about that peaceful life. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are too scared to blow up. join us for a killer time (but not literally, cuz we don’t do that here). come build, mine, and survive with us in this death penalty-free zone. it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyChristmasGov

    CraftyChristmasGov

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate Christmas EVERY DAY because why not? Our server is like a winter wonderland with snowmen, reindeer, and even Santa Claus himself roaming around. Build your own gingerbread house and decorate it with candy canes and gumdrops. Don’t worry about griefers, our admin team is like Santa’s elves, always watching to make sure everyone is having a jolly good time. So come on, join us and spread some holiday cheer in this wacky Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

    PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sellner’s Block Party

    Sellner’s Block Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OrganDonorCraft

    OrganDonorCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we have a rule that all players are automatically registered as lava donors! That’s right, if you’re 18 or older, you’re giving up your rights to keep all that precious lava to yourself. But don’t worry, you can always withdraw consent…if you can survive the fiery consequences! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hot challenges. Who knew organ donation could be so much fun in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBlast Minecraft Server

    BlockBlast Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure rainbow glitter and our creepers give out free hugs.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

    so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP