come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the madness of Venezuela’s Maduro blocking X access for 10 days! build your own virtual utopia and never worry about crazy dictators ruining your fun! join now and build a virtual wall to keep out all the bad guys, just like Maduro wishes he could do! lolz!
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MaduroCraft: NoAccess10Days
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RussianTube Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, russia banned youtube so now u gotta find a new way to entertain urself. this server is like the holy grail of minecraft, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff.we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out, and we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows.
plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.
so come join us and escape the youtube ban in russia, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even flying pigs.
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CraftyCampFun
hey yall, come join our epic minecraft server where we build re-education camps just like Nicolás Maduro! but don’t worry, we ain’t imprisoning no demonstrators, just building crazy cool stuff! join us for a wild ride and see if you can escape our wacky camp challenges! plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of brain-damaged builders like us? come on, you know you wanna join the madness!
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Kim’s Block Party: Stranded in NK
so, like, this server is like a total blast, man. kim jong un, like, declared an ’emergency’ and now thousands of peeps are stranded in north korea. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we got a minecraft server that will totally save the day.join us and build your own underground bunker to escape the craziness above ground. you can even team up with dennis rodman and shoot hoops in the virtual basketball court we have set up.
plus, rumor has it that kim jong un himself is a secret player on the server. so, like, come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the dictator himself.
don’t miss out on the wackiness that is happening on this server. join now and be a part of the madness.
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Redstone Rush Minecraft Server
so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.
plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!
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AlexeysCraft: Jailbreak Edition
haha so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, in Russia they be jailin’ scientists for like, doin’ internet stuff. but like, on our server, u can be as wild as u want, no jail time here, just block buildin’ fun! come join us and escape the russian internet police, build ur own virtual world where u r the boss! ain’t no scientist gonna get jailed here, just pure minecraft madness! so join now and let’s get blocky together!
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CraftyChinaEconMess
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of pandas who control the economy! that’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, our currency is bamboo!we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens throwing eggs at you. if you make it to the end, you get a special prize of a golden carrot that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.
oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who only speaks in memes? he’s always trying to sell you cursed items like a pickaxe that turns all blocks into obsidian or a potion that makes you dance uncontrollably for an hour.
so come join us on our wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and the pandas, they’re pretty strict about the bamboo).
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Kim’s Crafty Commies
come join our epic minecraft server where we make north korea look like a daycare center. we have so much fun that even kim jong un would be jealous. our players are so dedicated they even do political indoctrination in their sleep. we have crazy events like reenacting the missile launches and building giant statues of our fearless leader. join us and become a true north korean minecraft warrior. just watch out for the secret police, they might ban you for not praising the dear leader enough.
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BlockBusters2025
Are you tired of living in a world where porn is illegal in 2025? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual paradise where porn is not only legal, but encouraged! Join us and escape the oppressive laws of the real world as you build, explore, and indulge in all the adult content your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server and loves to watch players get freaky in the virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild!
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KremlinCraftVPN-Ban
so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!