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BlockyLovePenisCraft
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even China be tryna shut it down! 10 peeps got arrested for writing gay erotica on dis server, like wut?! ð But don’t worry, we still out here building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for a wild ride and see if u can survive the madness! ðĪŠðĨ #FreeTheGayEroticaWriters #MinecraftMadness -
Elon’sCraft: The Billionaire’s Block
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Elon Musk is not just a tech genius, but also a mastermind controlling everything in the virtual world! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind Elon’s secret plans to take over the Minecraft universe with his army of cybernetic sheep and rocket-powered pigs.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Elon has hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams in the depths of our server. From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to golden apples that grant you superpowers, you never know what you might stumble upon in this crazy world.
So come on, join us and witness the epic battle between Elon and his arch-nemesis, Jeff Bezos, as they fight for control of the server. Will you align yourself with the Musk empire or join forces with the Bezos rebellion? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling and absurd Minecraft experience anywhere else!
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BlockCraft: No Russian State Media
OMG you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco club where the creepers go wild!Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while shooting fireballs from your eyes and battling evil potato monsters. Plus, our server is so lit that even Telegram blocked us in several EU countries because they couldn’t handle our awesomeness!
So come on down and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!
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SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List
so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
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The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server, aka the Children of Men edition, is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you could ever imagine!Join us on our server where all the players are actually immortal children who never grow up! That’s right, you can stay young and reckless forever in our virtual world. But be warned, with eternal youth comes eternal mischief!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their furry revolution?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy! Explore the sugary landscapes and try not to get a cavity as you battle against evil gummy bears and marshmallow monsters.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and weirdest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, once you enter the Children of Men edition, there’s no turning back!
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Dystopian Britbong Kino SMP – More Like This?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance-off, with players dressed as chickens and clucking their hearts out. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Macarena.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Great Sheep Uprising of ’69, where a group of rebellious sheep took over the server and demanded better wool quality and more grass to graze on. It was a baa-d situation, but boy was it hilarious!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server!
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DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition
so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!