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  • Elon’sCraft: The Billionaire’s Block

    Elon’sCraft: The Billionaire’s Block
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Elon Musk is not just a tech genius, but also a mastermind controlling everything in the virtual world! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind Elon’s secret plans to take over the Minecraft universe with his army of cybernetic sheep and rocket-powered pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Elon has hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams in the depths of our server. From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to golden apples that grant you superpowers, you never know what you might stumble upon in this crazy world.

    So come on, join us and witness the epic battle between Elon and his arch-nemesis, Jeff Bezos, as they fight for control of the server. Will you align yourself with the Musk empire or join forces with the Bezos rebellion? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling and absurd Minecraft experience anywhere else!

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  • BlockCraft: No Russian State Media

    BlockCraft: No Russian State Media
    OMG you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco club where the creepers go wild!

    Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while shooting fireballs from your eyes and battling evil potato monsters. Plus, our server is so lit that even Telegram blocked us in several EU countries because they couldn’t handle our awesomeness!

    So come on down and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

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  • SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

    SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List
    so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

    we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

    join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

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  • PassportPurgeCraft

    PassportPurgeCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

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  • DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

    DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition
    so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

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  • GobbleCraft Discord

    GobbleCraft Discord
    so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

    join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

    come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

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  • BlockCraftEU2022

    BlockCraftEU2022
    haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

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  • XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!

    XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!
    so, like, this server is so lit that even top chinese economists are disappearing after playing on it. like, they were probably just too shook by how amazing the server is that they couldn’t handle it. join now before you, too, get sucked into the minecraft vortex of awesomeness. xi jinping ain’t got nothin’ on this server, fam.

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  • BlockCraft: No Russian Interference

    BlockCraft: No Russian Interference
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get all these ruskies tryna mess with ur game? well not on this server, fam! we straight up blocked all the russian state media so u can build ur epic castle in peace. ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur blocky world here, cuz we got ur back. join us and say goodbye to foreign interference activity, hello to epic minecraft adventures! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

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  • MetaCraft: No Russian News

    MetaCraft: No Russian News
    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.

    also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.

    plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.

    so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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