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StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!
lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun. -
CraftyStarlinkFun
hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.
we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.
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CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.
so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Shithole City Minecraft SMP – Who Dey or However
Are you tired of your shithole city getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our SMP and watch as we nuke it off the face of the earth! Say goodbye to pesky buildings and hello to a fresh start full of diamonds and creepers waiting to blow you up (in a fun way, of course)! Join now for the ultimate destruction and creation experience, because who needs a city when you have a whole new world to explore? -
Crafty Bros Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up all you Minecraft enthusiasts! This server is like no other, my dudes. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who built a house so epic, even the creepers stopped to admire it. That player? He’s now the king of this server, ruling with a diamond pickaxe and a golden carrot. Join us and maybe one day you’ll be telling your own epic tales of conquest and glory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the making! -
Blocky Basic Attention SMP Token
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bat-tastic place to be!Join us and become a part of the BAT army – that’s right, we’re all about bats here! We have bat-themed builds, bat races, and even a bat king who rules over us all (don’t worry, he’s a friendly bat).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate only in bat noises, a giant bat-shaped rollercoaster that will make you scream with delight, and a bat-themed treasure hunt where the prize is… you guessed it, more bats!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bat madness begin!
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Avalon Cobblemon
Pixelmon, Pokemon Economy Breeding GTS WonderTrade Pokedex Custom Tools Armor Daily Rewards Ranks Spawn Legendary Pokemon Hunt System Tournaments Skins Primal Kyogre Primal Groudon Zygarde Kyurem Not Pay to Win, Survival, Economy– Exclusive Avalon Systems – Various Economy Systems (Farm, STS, Hunt) – Sistema de Breeding, GTS, WonderTrade, Pokedex – Custom Tools and Armor – Daily Rewards – Custom Menus, Ranks and Tags – Spawn of Legendary Pokémon – Hunt System ( Individual and Global ) – All Pokémon in the game can be obtained – Exclusive System of Forging Legendaries by defeating NPC’S – Tournaments with real money rewards – Exclusive Skins – Formas Primal Kyogre & Groudon, Therians, Zygarde 10% e 100%, Kyurem Black & White – Not Pay to Win
jogar.avaloncobblemon.com
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Blue Page 78’s Killer Minecraft Server
Are you tired of Minecraft servers trying to steal your soul? Well, fear not because on our server, we are definitely not selling our souls here! Instead, we offer a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs.Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot.
But beware, there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Will you dare to enter and face the wrath of the Cheese King?
So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, we’re not selling our souls here, but we might just steal your heart with our ridiculous antics!
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Troy’s Attention Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Helen of Troy would be jealous of the attention you’ll get! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it, he’s been practicing his building skills just to impress the other players.
2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a creeper join our Discord voice chat and everyone just laughed it off. Who knew creepers had such a great sense of humor?
3. The server owner once built a rollercoaster that went through the Nether and back. It was so intense, even the Ghasts were screaming in excitement.
4. We have a secret underground base that is said to hold the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Legend has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels! Helen of Troy ain’t got nothing on us!
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AquaticMC Network
We are a Minecraft server that seeks fun and entertainment for users so they can enjoy our great server!
aquaticmc.nether-zone.com:13317