Government Assistance MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCrafty Trump’s Aid & Intel Server

minerals deal, political strategy, Diplomacy, international relations, diplomatic relations

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i want to see more than just a minerals deal to restart aid and intel to ukraine”? well, on this minecraft server, u can do more than just mine for minerals, u can mine for DIAMONDS. like, who needs aid and intel when u have DIAMONDS, amirite? join this server for the most epic diamond mining experience ever. plus, u might even run into trump himself, mining for diamonds and building walls. it’s gonna be YUGE. so come join us and make minecraft great again! #diamondsareforever #trumpminingforblocks

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LeprechaunCraft Minecraft Server

PREMIER, LeprechaunCraft, ireland, Minecraft, international aid

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. that’s what this server is all about, man.

we got unicorns roaming around, dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. and don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the wildest parties.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club? yeah, we got that too. you gotta do a special dance to get in, but once you’re in, it’s lit.

plus, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a herd of chickens on a trampoline, then this is the place for you. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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$15 An Hour Monthly Madness Crazy Crafters

$15 an hour, low-income, financial stress, struggling to survive, POVERTY

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha. If you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and see how the poor people even live in this wacky world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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SnapCraft: No Junk Allowed!

Junk, food policy, nutrition, banned, obesity prevention

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t let you indulge in your love for junk food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We believe in the power of snacks to fuel our gaming adventures, which is why we have a whole junk food kingdom where you can feast on all your favorite treats while building epic creations.

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around the virtual world, trying to avoid the evil broccoli mobs that are out to ban all junk food from existence. Will you be able to outsmart them and keep your stash of snacks safe? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild server.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew that junk food could be the key to victory in Minecraft? Let the snacking begin!

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Childcare4Billionaires Minecraft SMP

wealth gap, income inequality, societal norms, Minecraft, future generations

So like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna join a community of crazy rich billionaires who are all about having kids but like, don’t wanna pay for childcare. It’s like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild group of players anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground daycare where all the kids can hang out while their parents are busy mining for diamonds. It’s like, the ultimate family-friendly server, except not really because we’re all a bunch of maniacs. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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SILvsWifeCraft

Communication, SILvsWifeCraft, Privilege, Gratitude, hard work

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

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CraftyTrumpLand

political implications, humanitarian crisis, foreign policy, trump, US aid

so like, u know how trump is like, freezing aid n stuff? well, on this server, we’re all about unfreezing the fun! come join us and help spread the word about thawing out those chilly donations. from thailand to ukraine, we’re making sure everyone gets their fair share of blocks and diamonds. plus, u might even run into a secret agent or two trying to stop us. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and chaos. so come on over and let’s melt some hearts (and maybe some ice too)!

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CraftySyrianAid

zelenskyy, Syria, FOREIGN AID, war-torn countries, international relations

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ukraine and syria ain’t got nothin’ on us! we be droppin’ mad humanitarian aid like it’s hot, just like zelenskyy droppin’ sick beats. come join us and be part of the most epic quest to save the world, one block at a time. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, don’t be a noob, join the fun!

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WeaponizedCraft Minecraft Server

military aid, weapons, Server, WeaponizedCraft, foreign policy

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we are sending $1.25 billion in weapons to Ukraine?! Like, what even is happening?! We gotta get all this aid out before Biden leaves office, man! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through international politics and Minecraft battles like never before. Trust me, you do not want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

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FrozenAssetCraft

government assistance, FrozenAssetCraft, sanctions, international finance, Political Support

lol imagine if Ukraine was a minecraft server and Japan was like “yo here’s 3 billion dollars from some frozen Russian assets, come join our server and build some epic pixel art of sushi and samurais!! we got creepers that explode into sushi rolls and villagers that trade in ramen noodles. plus, our admins are ninjas who will ban griefers faster than you can say konnichiwa. come join the fun and let’s make this server more lit than a volcano full of diamonds!!”

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