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Childcare4Billionaires Minecraft SMP

billionaires, childcare, Childcare costs, Childcare4Billionaires, children, economic burden, family, Family Planning, financial assistance, future generations, government assistance, income inequality, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, parenting, philanthropy, smp, social responsibility, societal norms, society, Subsidies, Support, wealth gap

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

So like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna join a community of crazy rich billionaires who are all about having kids but like, don’t wanna pay for childcare. It’s like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild group of players anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground daycare where all the kids can hang out while their parents are busy mining for diamonds. It’s like, the ultimate family-friendly server, except not really because we’re all a bunch of maniacs. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	321072	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	8006

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CraftyTrumpLand

aid funding, alarm bells, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, economic aid, foreign policy, FREEZE, geopolitical concerns, global impact, government assistance, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international assistance, international relations, political implications, thailand, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US aid, us foreign policy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

so like, u know how trump is like, freezing aid n stuff? well, on this server, we’re all about unfreezing the fun! come join us and help spread the word about thawing out those chilly donations. from thailand to ukraine, we’re making sure everyone gets their fair share of blocks and diamonds. plus, u might even run into a secret agent or two trying to stop us. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and chaos. so come on over and let’s melt some hearts (and maybe some ice too)!

CraftySyrianAid

Conflict Resolution, CraftySyrianAid, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, Global cooperation, government assistance, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian assistance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, peacebuilding efforts, political stability, Refugee Crisis, Support, Syria, Syrian conflict, Ukraine, war-torn countries, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Animals Bred:	160	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Potions Brewed:	184	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ukraine and syria ain’t got nothin’ on us! we be droppin’ mad humanitarian aid like it’s hot, just like zelenskyy droppin’ sick beats. come join us and be part of the most epic quest to save the world, one block at a time. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, don’t be a noob, join the fun!

WeaponizedCraft Minecraft Server

aid, arms deal, arms sales, arms transfer, biden, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, foreign policy, government assistance, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, political news, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US, WeaponizedCraft, weapons

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mines Excavated:	1169
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we are sending $1.25 billion in weapons to Ukraine?! Like, what even is happening?! We gotta get all this aid out before Biden leaves office, man! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through international politics and Minecraft battles like never before. Trust me, you do not want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

FrozenAssetCraft

bilateral relations, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, frozen Russian assets, FrozenAssetCraft, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government assistance, international aid, international finance, international relations, Japan, Political Support, sanctions, Ukraine, US$3 billion

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

lol imagine if Ukraine was a minecraft server and Japan was like “yo here’s 3 billion dollars from some frozen Russian assets, come join our server and build some epic pixel art of sushi and samurais!! we got creepers that explode into sushi rolls and villagers that trade in ramen noodles. plus, our admins are ninjas who will ban griefers faster than you can say konnichiwa. come join the fun and let’s make this server more lit than a volcano full of diamonds!!”

DeadbeatSisDrama

Abuse, aita, Boundaries, colorado, deadbeat, DeadbeatSisDrama, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial support, government assistance, Help, minimum wage, not supporting, NY, payment, relationships, sister, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Emeralds Found:	3390
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, burden, emotional burden, family, family dynamics, family size, Family Support, financial strain, financial stress, future plans, government assistance, household chores, parents, Promises, RESPONSIBILITY, school expenses, sibling care, Siblings, Struggle, unplanned pregnancy, working teenager

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ores Mined:	9373
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Looking for an escape from your chaotic family life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and laughter. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

With our wacky community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our pixelated friends!

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual escapades in Minecraft? Let’s block and roll, baby!

WelfareWarriors Minecraft SMP

Financial Security, Financial Stability, future planning, government assistance, living off welfare, Minecraft, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement dreams, retirement fund, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement mindset, retirement planning, retirement savings, smp, social security, Welfare, welfare system, WelfareWarriors, Working

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Items Found:	8199
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Animals Bred:	170	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everyone is on a mission to achieve the ultimate goal of living off welfare like a boss! Why wait until retirement to relax and chill when you can start living the good life now in our virtual world?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your dream welfare mansion complete with a diamond-encrusted swimming pool. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and trading with villagers for emeralds?

But beware, the competition is fierce as players battle it out to see who can be the first to retire in style on welfare. Will you be the one to claim the title of Welfare King or Queen? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Heaven Burns Red Minecraft SMP

burns, emotional connection, emotional depth, emotional experience, emotional gameplay, emotional impact, Emotional journey, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, emotional video game narrative, heartbreaking moments, heartbreaking plot, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, immersive experience, intense emotions, Minecraft, red, smp, tearjerker, video game, video game narrative

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Farms Harvested:	617
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where tears are shed not from grief, but from laughter! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Maeda thought they were the king of the server. But little did they know, our community of mischievous players banded together to prank them in the most epic way possible. Let’s just say, Maeda ended up with a house made entirely out of pink wool and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, our motto is “FUCK YOU MAEDA,” and we take it very seriously.

Future President Minecraft Server

Campaign, campaign trail, Candidate, debate, decision, Democracy, election, electoral college, Future, future president, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, policy, political parties, Politics, power, president, presidential race, Server, united states, Voting, White House

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Towns Built:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	8499
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only question is “Who is the future president?” Well, look no further because on our server, the future president is a talking llama named Larry! Join us for a chance to witness Larry’s epic speeches and watch as he leads our server to greatness with his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making (or should we say, history in the llama-ing)! Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

ElderlyNeighbor Minecraft SMP

Abuse, discrimination, elder abuse, elderly abuse, elderly care, ElderlyNeighbor, institutional abuse, Minecraft, mistreatment, neglect, neglect in elderly care, neglect in nursing homes, nursing home abuse, old people home, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racism, racism in nursing homes, rape, senior citizens, sex, smp, STD rates

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magic Items Found:	3308	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including outrageous stories like old people homes with high STD rates and rampant abuse. But don’t worry, it’s not just all chaos and mayhem, we also have epic builds, fun events, and a community like no other. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky niggers…oops, I mean creepers!

Honkai Impact 3rd Minecraft Server

3rd, abyss, BEARY CUTE BIRTHDAY EDITION, behind the scenes, CN supply, Confrontation, Crossover Concept Trailer, Elf Skill Upgrades, Event, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai: Star Rail Collab, Impact, Interlude Preparations, MA cycles, Minecraft, newbie guide, Resources, S-rank Battlesuit Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro, Server, Shattered Swords VN, Stars Derailed Trailer, tutorial video, v7.9

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of Beary Cute Birthday Edition where the bears are the rulers of the land and throw the most lit parties ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a Shattered Swords VN come to life, with new S-rank Battlesuits like Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro: Cameo that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Honkai Impact 3rd x Honkai: Star Rail Collab Behind-the-Scenes – it’s like a crossover event that will leave you questioning reality.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other. Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft SMP – (𒅄) Team Fortress 2 General

blog, Castaway, Cold Edition, Community, competitive, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With, general, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, smp, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki, 𒅄

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchantments Applied:	160	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the fiery pits of the Nether. We’ve got matchmaking fixes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our new community MvM tour – it’s like fighting the Ender Dragon on steroids!

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for some frag-tastic fun with /tf2g/. Our official server is so awesome, it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata – they’re crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to loadouts and skins, we’ve got everything you need to survive in this wild world. And don’t forget to check out our trading options – you’ll be wheeling and dealing like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will go down in history! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

WIPE: 11/27/24 Mode: PRISON, Hurry up to log in! Minecraft server

Adventures, Boss Battles, chests, Clans, classic, Custom chests, Donations, Economy, epic boss battles, Events, Fly, Hardcore, Journey, log in, Minecraft, Mines, Mode, new, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, rare books, resource extraction, Rewards, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, unique adventures, valuable rewards, wipe, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	141
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Join the new InferLife server and discover a unique mode. You will find: Epic boss battles and valuable rewards Custom chests with rare books Many mines for resource extraction Many unique adventures! Log in now and start your journey: “mc.inferlife.org”

mc.inferlife.org

Slow Clown Minecraft Server

bullying, Clown, cognitive impairment, discrimination, emotional distress, getting clowned, Harassment, Insecurity, insults, learning difficulties, low intelligence, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, repetitive teasing, ridicule, self esteem, Server, Slow, social exclusion, special needs, Taunting, teasing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5924
Star Shards Collected:	220	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Emeralds Found:	5326
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of getting clowned on because you’re slower than a turtle in quicksand? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, being slow is a superpower! We have a special Slowpoke Club where all the cool kids hang out and embrace their inner sloth. Join us for epic snail races, where the last one to cross the finish line is actually the winner! And don’t worry about being left behind, because on our server, slow and steady wins the race… and also gets all the diamonds. So come join us and show the world that being slow is the new fast!

Minecraft SMP: CrazyCraft Linux Lovers

Appearance, Community, crazycraft, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, holocaust survivor, inclusion, internet culture, linux, Linux users, Lovers, mental health, mentally ill, Minecraft, offensive comments, online behavior, Perception, prejudice, smp, social commentary, stereotype, stigma, Technology, trolling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	702855	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness Linux users who look like they just escaped from a mental asylum and survived the apocalypse. These survivors have mastered the art of Minecraft and will show you the true meaning of insanity in game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Yozakura Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, assassins, Chapter 253, comedy, family, japanese manga, long tail tag, Manga, MANGA Plus, Minecraft, Mission: Yozakura Family, Server, shueisha, Superpowers, weekly shonen jump, Yozakura

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hidden treasures, epic battles, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (yes, they’re a thing here).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of their favorite anime characters to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the mines, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Game On Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	932037	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’re debating whether to allow modding or just go full-on lewd mode ourselves because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good ol’ Minecraft coomfest?

Join us for a chance to build the most outrageous structures, mine for diamonds while twerking, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets showered in glitter and confetti.

We live in a coom-based economy, so come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen, because things are about to get hot and steamy in our Minecraft world.