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Trump’s Trade War Minecraft Server
so like, u know how trump is all like “merica first” and stuff? well now he’s all like “canada, u gonna get it!” he’s like gonna increase the tariffs on them maple syrup lovin’ canadians. but like, if u join our minecraft server, u can escape all that drama and build ur own wall to keep out the mobs. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any crazy world leaders tryna mess with u. come join us and build ur own empire, away from all the politics and stuff. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me! -
CraftyCanuck’s Cold War
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even canada had to impose sanctions against it? well, u found it, my dude! this server is so epic, it made russia shake in their boots and canada was like “nah, we gotta do something about this madness.”join us and be part of the chaos that made world leaders tremble. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even start an international incident or two. who knows, maybe you’ll be the reason for the next world war.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join the server that’s so wild, even putin himself is scared to log on.
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BlockyZero NetFun Land
join our epic minecraft server and help save the world from preventable illness! forget about boring old climate actions, we’re all about net zero policies and saving lives in the most epic way possible.imagine a world where every block you mine helps decrease preventable illness rates and saves billions of dollars for the UK. you’ll be a hero in the minecraft world and in real life!
so come on, join us and let’s build a better, healthier world together, one block at a time. plus, we have the coolest pixel art of all time and the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
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CraftyCreeperICCWarCrimes
lol imagine a server where u can commit war crimes like trump but in minecraft lmao. u can build ur own ICC court and prosecute other players for their crimes like stealing diamonds or griefing someone’s house. join now and be the first target of our sanctions, it’s gonna be a blast! #minecraftjustice #trumpwho -
ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he is ordering sanctions on colombia for not accepting his deportation flights. build your own wall to keep out the colombians and show your loyalty to trump by mining for gold and diamonds. beware of the colombian spies trying to infiltrate our server and steal our resources. join now for a crazy adventure filled with politics and drama! #BuildTheWall #Trump2020 -
CommieCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Russia of servers, gonna confiscate all the assets of ‘unfriendly’ players! Like, imagine getting your diamonds taken away just cuz u didn’t say hi in the chat, lolz. But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the stolen loot, so u can try to sneak in and reclaim your stuff. It’s like a spy thriller but with blocks and creepers, so epic! Join now before Putin himself bans u from playing, hahaha. -
BlockyRiotPardonPalooza
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us if you want to witness a virtual reenactment of the Jan 6 riots, complete with Trump pardoning all the rioters who physically assaulted police officers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually, it’s just plain ridiculous. But hey, where else can you see a bunch of pixelated characters causing virtual havoc and getting away with it scot-free?
So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even get a pardon yourself for all the mischief you’ll cause!
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MarketCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE THE KREMLIN TRYNA PLAY MINECRAFT AND THEY BE SAYIN NEW US SANCTIONS GONNA MAKE DA MARKETS GO WILD. SO IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ECONOMICS AND BUILD UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE, DIS DA PLACE TO BE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT PUTIN HIMSELF GONNA DROP BY AND CHALLENGE U TO A BUILD-OFF. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! -
SanctionCraft: Japan vs Russia
come join our epic minecraft server where we slap new sanctions on players who try to evade bans like russia evading sanctions from japan. we don’t mess around with rule breakers, we slap them with sanctions like a boss. join us if you want to experience the thrill of international diplomacy in a blocky world. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot world domination with our pet creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those rule breakers who’s boss. -
CraftyPutinVsBiden2022
come join our epic minecraft server where we impose harsh sanctions on all players who dont follow the rules! we cut off funding for anyone trying to start a war in our pixelated world. be like biden and show those russian oil industry players who’s boss! join now for a wild ride of blocky battles and crazy sanctions!