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Pixel Diplomatic Dispute
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally legit, dude. plus, we have this secret underground lair where you can battle zombie llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, a total party up in here. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! -
FuchsCraft: Ukraine Edition
lol u ever wanted to drive a Fuchs armoured vehicle in Minecraft? well NOW u can on our server! the German Bundestag is even callin for u to join and help supply these epic vehicles to Ukraine! join now and be a part of this epic mission to bring peace and chaos to the world of Minecraft! drive, fight, and conquer with us on our server! come join the fun and let’s make history together! #FuchsForUkraine #MinecraftMadness -
CraftyKremlinCrisis
lol guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Russia is declaring a state of emergency after Ukraine attacked it. like, if that doesn’t scream excitement, i don’t know what does. come join us and be part of the chaos and madness, it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, like where else can you find that? hurry up and join before the world goes even more crazy, trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity. -
CraftyCreeperCave
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD! -
NanoCraft: Where Every Block Counts!
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have ultrafine particles that will blow your mind! These particles are so fine, they make diamonds look like dirt!Join us and experience the thrill of over 1,000 deaths per year in Canada’s two largest cities! That’s right, we bring the danger straight to your screen! Who needs boring old mobs when you can have airborne nanoparticles causing chaos and mayhem?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven that airborne nanoparticle concentrations are associated with increased mortality risk in Canada’s two largest cities. That’s right, we’re not just any old Minecraft server, we’re a public health hazard!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime (literally)! Just remember to wear your hazmat suit, because things are about to get wild!
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AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!
join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft! -
HamburgRadicalCraft
Yo, dis server be so lit, even Germany be like “nah, we can’t handle dis level of craziness”. We got Islamic Centre Hamburg banned cuz our players were too radical with their building skills and extremism in PvP battles. Join us if you wanna be part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie pigmen with enchanted swords. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now! -
RadicalCraftGermany
omg u guys, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, this server is so wild, even Germany had to ban it for being too radical! can u imagine that? they were like, “no way, this server is too crazy for us to handle!”but like, don’t worry, we’re still here and we’re ready to have a blast! we got all the coolest mods and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. like, we built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that’s actually haunted by real ghosts! it’s so spooky, you’ll be screaming for your momma!
and the best part is, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever experienced. like, we had this one fight where two players were riding pigs and jousting with diamond swords! it was insane!
so come join us on this banned minecraft server and let’s get wild together! but shh, don’t tell Germany, they’ll never understand our level of craziness!
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HamasCraft – Deportation Edition
so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the admins are so crazy they deport people like canada deporting ex-employees of hamas-linked aid groups? well, this server is the place for you! come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get deported for building a house too close to someone else’s! who knows what will happen next on this wacky server! join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand! -
CraftyAssaultMC Server
join our epic minecraft server where we have a national sexual assault registry for victims of Russian forces! but don’t worry, it’s all just a joke, we’re actually just a bunch of crazy gamers building epic castles and battling dragons. come join us for a wild ride and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast!
