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Government Accountability

  • Crafty Nigerian SMP – Government Tortures and Parades American Businessman

    Crafty Nigerian SMP – Government Tortures and Parades American Businessman

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers throw parties, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just make sure to watch out for those singing diamonds – they can be quite the divas!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WifeWearWoesMC

    WifeWearWoesMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear whatever you want without fear of creeps taking photos? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of what they choose to wear in-game. We have strict rules against any form of harassment or creepy behavior, so you can focus on building and exploring without any worries.

    Join us for a fun and inclusive community where you can express yourself freely through your character’s outfits. Whether you prefer short skirts, short shorts, low cut tops, or even leggings (yes, we count those as revealing), you’ll find a welcoming environment here.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is so secure, even the government can’t spy on us. So you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted eyes watching. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures along the way (just watch out for any creepers, both in-game and out).

    So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, fabulous outfits. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server

    CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ LIKE VENEZUELA’S TOP COURT IS ALL UP IN HERE SAYIN OPPOSITION DIDN’T BRING THE PROOF, BUT WHO CARES BOUT THAT, WE JUST WANNA BUILD AND MINE AND HAVE FUN! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, U WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER! #LOLZ #MINECRAFTFUN #SECRETBASES

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SadoSlavesCraft

    SadoSlavesCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u kno wat else japan refuses to release? the name of our epic minecraft server! u gotta join cuz we got secret korean slave laborers mining diamonds for us in the sado mines! it’s like a real-life quest but in minecraft! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers out of its eyes! so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is so lit, even japan can’t handle it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyVoterFraudFun

    CraftyVoterFraudFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyProtestMC

    CraftyProtestMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we battle it out like netanyahu vs protestors in washington! build your own protest signs and take on the corrupt government in epic pvp battles! who will win, the activists or the politicians? join now to find out and maybe even start a revolution in the world of blocks and pixels! let’s goooo! 🤣🔥👊

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PandemicFail Minecraft Server

    PandemicFail Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the macarena. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and wonder, bruh.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. if u can find it, u can keep all the loot. but beware, there’s a giant chicken with laser eyes patrolling the area.

    our mods are like wizards, casting spells and turning sheep into dragons. they’ll help u build the craziest creations u can imagine, like a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.

    come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever. forget about real life problems, just let loose and have a blast. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Democraft Server: Save Democracy!

    Democraft Server: Save Democracy!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re on a mission to save democracy! Join us as we battle evil mobs who are trying to overthrow the government of Minecraftia.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic quests where you have to gather votes from villagers to become the mayor of the server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even run for president and lead the entire server to victory!

    So come on down and join us in the fight for democracy – because on our server, the only thing we’re overthrowing is boring gameplay!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SriCraft: Russian Army Woes

    SriCraft: Russian Army Woes

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where sri lanka is demanding compensation for its killed and wounded citizens who served in the russian army. why, you ask? because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats.

    if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magical unicorn that farts glitter. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese and a disco party every friday night with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tunes.

    plus, our staff are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your fun. so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen are better at housework than the men

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen are better at housework than the men

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dealing with domestic abuse, child abuse, and misogyny from men? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only abuse you’ll encounter is from the federal government and their lobbyist nepotist masters!

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off corrupt politicians and their cronies who are trying to take over the virtual world. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and weapons at your disposal to take them down and restore peace to the land.

    So come join us and experience a whole new level of chaos and mayhem in Minecraft. Who needs creepers and zombies when you have corrupt politicians to battle against? Let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP