and, like, if you join, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and, like, turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
also, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but, like, be careful what you wish for because one time someone wished for a million diamonds and got crushed by them.
so, like, join this server if you want to have the most epic and craziest time of your life, dude.
Step right up, brave pixel warriors! In a realm where the laws of diplomacy unleash blocky chaos, The Blocky Negotiation dares to transcend the boundaries of sanity and logic. A server born from the cryptic whirring of clandestine negotiations, it offers you a once-in-a-lifetime chance to engage in pixelated diplomacy like never before!
What if I told you that there exists a hidden cave in the nether, where two leaders barter more than just resources? Imagine a world where apologies hold the key to summoning military creepers and the fate of your blocky existence hangs on the utterance of a single word spoken in front of a holographic audience. Welcome to The Blocky Negotiation, where asking “What’s the deal?” transforms from innocent curiosity to a spiral into utter madness.
Take heed! Whispers echo through the realms about the "Great Mining Conspiracy," where every block mined exists within a larger plot to keep the true nature of diplomacy hidden. Rumor has it, the original creators of this server were lizard-like entities determined to test the wills of mere mortals.
"I asked for minerals, but all I got was an apology! 10/10!" – OblivionMiner98 "I’d rather mine diamonds while being watched by explosive mobs than deal with any more negotiations!" – EpicGamerXBOX4500
Q: Is the apology mandatory? A: It’s strongly encouraged—non-apologists are sometimes turned into hostile mobs. Choose wisely!
Q: Why is there a giant Creeper-O-Lantern? A: Legends say it absorbs failed negotiations. Or it was the Halloween event gone wrong. Either way, pray it doesn’t explode!
The Blocky Negotiation: A reality-bending pilgrimage into diplomatic chaos awaits! Will you rise to negotiate with the finest (or most absurd) of blocky leaders? Will you become a hero or a villain? The traps of Minecraft might just ensnare your sanity.
Let’s dig deeper together. Because in this world, an apology is just the beginning. Join us now! But remember: every block you place may unravel the fragile fabric of reality. Are you ready for the fallout?
Once upon a time, California decided enough was enough and stopped paying federal taxes because they felt like the government wasn’t providing them with the services they deserved. Chaos ensued as the federal government tried to figure out how to handle the situation.
But on our Minecraft server, you can be a part of this wild scenario! Join us as we build our own California utopia, complete with free education, healthcare, and maybe even a few unicorns running around. Who needs the federal government when you have a Minecraft server like this one?
So come on, join us and see what happens when California takes matters into their own hands. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Join us as we search high and low for the missing Congress members who have somehow ended up in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves them and brings them back to the real world? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual realm?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Get ready to boogie down like never before!
So why wait? Join “Where TF is Congress?” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).
With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.
So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with a creeper face instead of a person). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!
Join our server and explore the wreckage, maybe you’ll find some alien tech or something, who knows? Plus, our community is like out of this world, literally. We have players from all over the galaxy, so you never know who you’ll run into.
So come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of the universe together. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the truth behind the space debris crash in Kenya. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie chickens comes charging at you! But don’t worry, cuz we got your back with epic weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a medieval knight on steroids.
And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up! That’s right, they see us coming and they’re like, “Nah, I’m outta here!” Plus, we’ve got the coolest mini-games and challenges that’ll test your skills and make you sweat more than a pig in a sauna.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive underground club where you can party with other players and show off your epic builds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy ride!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the virtual world? Let’s get this party started, baby!
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
|---|---|
| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
| Head Database (/head) |
| Dynmap (when it’s up to date) |
| Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration |
| Proximity Voice Chat |
| Armor statues |
If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.
Yes, our server is open to players from all over the world.
No, griefing is strictly against the server rules and will result in immediate ban.
We prefer players to be 16 years or older, but exceptions can be made based on maturity level.
We host weekly minigames and events on weekends, and special events throughout the year.
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual YouTuber and watch them become the next big sensation! From the biggest corporate Vtubers to the tiniest indie gems, you can discuss and share your favorites with like-minded players.
But wait, there’s more! You can also report any trolls, shitposters, or off-topic discussions to keep the server clean and drama-free. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual madness begin!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Yep, we’ve got that too.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay diamond eggs.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is calling your name!
