and, like, if you join, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and, like, turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
also, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but, like, be careful what you wish for because one time someone wished for a million diamonds and got crushed by them.
so, like, join this server if you want to have the most epic and craziest time of your life, dude.
Step right up, brave pixel warriors! In a realm where the laws of diplomacy unleash blocky chaos, The Blocky Negotiation dares to transcend the boundaries of sanity and logic. A server born from the cryptic whirring of clandestine negotiations, it offers you a once-in-a-lifetime chance to engage in pixelated diplomacy like never before!
What if I told you that there exists a hidden cave in the nether, where two leaders barter more than just resources? Imagine a world where apologies hold the key to summoning military creepers and the fate of your blocky existence hangs on the utterance of a single word spoken in front of a holographic audience. Welcome to The Blocky Negotiation, where asking “What’s the deal?” transforms from innocent curiosity to a spiral into utter madness.
Take heed! Whispers echo through the realms about the "Great Mining Conspiracy," where every block mined exists within a larger plot to keep the true nature of diplomacy hidden. Rumor has it, the original creators of this server were lizard-like entities determined to test the wills of mere mortals.
"I asked for minerals, but all I got was an apology! 10/10!" – OblivionMiner98 "I’d rather mine diamonds while being watched by explosive mobs than deal with any more negotiations!" – EpicGamerXBOX4500
Q: Is the apology mandatory? A: It’s strongly encouraged—non-apologists are sometimes turned into hostile mobs. Choose wisely!
Q: Why is there a giant Creeper-O-Lantern? A: Legends say it absorbs failed negotiations. Or it was the Halloween event gone wrong. Either way, pray it doesn’t explode!
The Blocky Negotiation: A reality-bending pilgrimage into diplomatic chaos awaits! Will you rise to negotiate with the finest (or most absurd) of blocky leaders? Will you become a hero or a villain? The traps of Minecraft might just ensnare your sanity.
Let’s dig deeper together. Because in this world, an apology is just the beginning. Join us now! But remember: every block you place may unravel the fragile fabric of reality. Are you ready for the fallout?
Once upon a time, California decided enough was enough and stopped paying federal taxes because they felt like the government wasn’t providing them with the services they deserved. Chaos ensued as the federal government tried to figure out how to handle the situation.
But on our Minecraft server, you can be a part of this wild scenario! Join us as we build our own California utopia, complete with free education, healthcare, and maybe even a few unicorns running around. Who needs the federal government when you have a Minecraft server like this one?
So come on, join us and see what happens when California takes matters into their own hands. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Join us as we search high and low for the missing Congress members who have somehow ended up in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves them and brings them back to the real world? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual realm?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Get ready to boogie down like never before!
So why wait? Join “Where TF is Congress?” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).
With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.
So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with a creeper face instead of a person). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!
Tetemios Boxpvp Server
Boxpvp server for Java and Bedrock! Official modality of the creator of Tetemios content We currently have the following: – 13 Minas – Rankup system – Daily rewards – Mapa 300×300 – koth – Crates – VIP ranges with exclusive benefits – Youtubers and Tiktokers ranges – Active discord community – 24/7 support and quality – OP events on weekends We are waiting for you to play in this wonder community!
tetemios.com
CobbleCore
Welcome to CobbleCore, where you can have tons of fun with friends! Join us for quests, building stuff, fighting, and making new pals. It’s a world full of cool things to do. Let’s start the blocky fun!
play.cobblecore.net
Chamberla Minecraft Server
Are you looking for a cool Minecraft server that lets you play with both Java and Bedrock peeps? Well, look no further than Chamberla! This server is the bomb for all types of gamers to hang out and enjoy the latest Minecraft updates.
With the Kingdoms feature, you can make your own awesome world with castles, villages, and more. The mods are super helpful and always around to answer questions and make sure everyone has a rad time gaming.
The community here is top-notch, with players from all over the globe coming together to make a chill and welcoming vibe. Plus, the server gets updated with every major Minecraft update, so you’ll always be up to date with the latest features.
Whether you’re a Minecraft pro or just starting out, come chill with us at Chamberla and see all the cool stuff our server has to offer!
135.148.136.171:25768
HyperMine
Description: Hispanic server for the best PVE fun! Play Survival mode for a unique experience in the Hispanic community. Managed by Hypergamers with years of server experience.
mc.hypermine.es
FusionMC Network
Join the top server with cool stuff and fun games, team is hiring too!
When? Out Now Where? IP: play.fusionmc.net [1.8.X – 1.19.X]
Awesome Stuff
play.fusionmc.net
EmbersMC Server Information
Join our discord: Discord
Welcome to Embers SMP! Embers is a fun survival server with cool features and friendly staff. You can either fight other players or just relax in your cozy home. Make new friends and have a great time in Embers! Check out our socials:
Hope to see you in the game soon!
167.114.174.38
SurvivalCraft Server Information
Server IP: play.survival-craft.sk
We are a server all about Survival with fun events every day and a big VIP package. Our A-Team is active and ready to help!
We have both Vanilla (1.21.1) and Skyblock (1.19.2) game modes for you to enjoy.
Come hang out, chat, and explore all the cool stuff we have to offer <3
MINIMS are included in the server for extra fun!
squid.hostify.cz:31930
WonderCraft
Welcome to Wondercraft, a magical place of endless fun for you to enjoy! Here at Wondercraft, we are a community-driven, Slimefun-based SMP server suited for every type of player you could think of. Build anything you want, go wherever you want to go.
Forge the best tools and weapons, make your own Jet Pack, or swing among the trees with your grappling hook! Whether you like cool machines, pretty buildings, or being the richest miner, we have what you need to make your dreams come true! It’s time to see Minecraft in a new way.
With a clean and friendly vibe like old servers, plus regular contests and giveaways where you can win FREE RANKS and REAL CASH PRIZES, there’s always fun to be had. Come and hang out! This is the best SMP server you’ll ever see! At Wondercraft, the only limit is your imagination.
Join us at play.wondercraft.org See you soon!
play.wondercraft.org
Deadhorse Anarchy
Welcome to Deadhorse, the loneliest anarchy server in Minecraft.
Around 3 years old, this server has been through a lot of history, then stopped. One dude remains, reshaping Spawn all by himself and keeping the server’s legacy alive.
It’s anarchy, so no rules, reporting is disabled, and a huge world to explore.
Almost vanilla, except for 3 things. Mob/player heads, a guild system coming soon, and a secret easter egg 😉
Enjoy the chaos and freedom at Deadhorse Anarchy!
deadhorse.net
MANIA
MANIA is a super cool server where you can play with others. It has lots of cool stuff that makes it fun for everyone. The best part is the leveling system, where you can move up in ranks without having to pay real money. You can unlock new ranks, crate keys, and other cool stuff just by playing the game. It’s a great way to make your gaming experience awesome!
Join us today at MANIA-MC.COM
mania-mc.com