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Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Canadian Armed Forces, Cuba, CubanCraft, Defense, defense news, dnd, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global conflict, intelligence, international relations, Maritime, Military, military technology, Minecraft, nato, naval operations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Russian warships, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tracking

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	2409	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got Canadian Armed Forces teaming up with DND to track Russian warships near Cuba. Can you believe that shiz? Like, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we out here playing real-life spy games in Minecraft, fam. Join us if you wanna be part of this insane adventure and help save the world from a possible war. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday for all players, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Let’s go, gamers!

BCraft Coal Co. – Mine & Fine!

Bcraft, british columbia, Canada, coal, coal mining, Company, compliance, consequences, enforcement, Environmental, Environmental Protection, Fine, fined, fines, infractions, Legal, Mining (Industry), penalties, regulations, Safety, violations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Votes:	6615

so, like, if u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that we’re like the B.C. coal mining company of servers, but without all the violations, lol. we got more than 400 reasons why u should join, like the fact that we have diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena.

our server is so lit, it’s like mining for coal in Canada, but without the fines, ya feel me? we’re all about that grind, just like those miners digging for that sweet, sweet coal.

so, come join us and experience the thrill of mining without any of the violations. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that.

join now and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

CraftyMart

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	5446
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Animals Bred:	123	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

so, like, on this server, our homes are like mini grocery stores, ya know? you can find everything you need to survive in the wild, like bread, milk, and even diamond swords! it’s like living in a shopping mall, but with creepers and zombies roaming around. come join us and never worry about running out of food again! plus, our villagers are expert chefs and will cook you up a feast fit for a king. so come on over and let’s get this party started!

V For Vanilla, where chaos meets simplicity and we never hit the reset button!

Button, Chaos, chat moderation, dedicated server, doxing not allowed, Fair Gameplay, finland hosting, Griefing, Hit, Killing allowed, meets, no cheating, no game changing plugins, No map resets, no Sethome, no TPA, player freedom, Random Spawn, Reset, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Small Community, TNT bombers, true smp experience, true vanilla experience, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, worldwide community

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
No Map Resets
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA/Sethome	Not available
Griefing/Killing	Allowed
Duping	No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

CarCrossing Minecraft Server

car travel, CarCrossing, cross border travel, Minecraft, neighbor country, overseas travel, road trip, senseless travel, Server, travel confusion, travel controversy, travel critique, travel debate, travel experience, travel humor, travel language, travel logic, travel observation, travel opinion, travel perspective, travel rant, travel reflection, travel semantics

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mines Excavated:	2195
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	783275	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience the mind-bending phenomenon of travelling oversea by car! That’s right, forget about planes and boats, we do things differently here. Who knew driving to a neighboring country could be considered a grand adventure across the high seas? Join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about travel. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

IndieCrafters – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Chuuba birthday calendar, ducks, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, IndieCrafters, international vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Server, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, twitch viewership, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, viewer numbers, virtual youtubers, VOD archival, vtuber community, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Bunny Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground world where all the indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. It’s like a VIP club for the coolest of the cool.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for shilling your 499view oshi – as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’re all about supporting the underdogs here, even if they’re just one viewer away from greatness.

Oh, and did I mention we have a leaderboard of all the top indie vtubers, complete with Twitch Clips and VOD archival guides? It’s like a treasure trove of vtuber goodness just waiting to be explored.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs, a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP), and even a section dedicated to Ducks. Yes, you read that right – Ducks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most entertaining vtuber community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyClassroom

Alma mater, anxiety, coaches, covid, CraftyClassroom, documents, enroll, enrollment, FAFSA, FERPA, firm, football, Id, online classes, PROFESSIONAL, ptsd, recruited, Semester, Students, texas, University, Veteran

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crops Grown:	6055
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ores Mined:	7186

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!

But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.

So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!

PeeveCraft: Oddball Edition

aggravations, agitations, annoyance, annoyances, bothers, bothersome, DISLIKES, disturbances, Edition, Frustrations, inconveniences, irritants, irritations, little things, minor annoyances, nuisances, oddball, PeeveCraft, pet peeve, QUIRKS, uncommon, vexations

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9827	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of mining for hours only to find out your pickaxe is made of rubber and can’t even break through dirt? Well, fear no more because on our server, all pickaxes are made of pure diamond and can break through bedrock like it’s butter!

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday!

Sick of boring old creepers blowing up your hard work? Don’t worry, on our server, creepers have been trained to breakdance instead of explode. It’s quite the sight to see!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the only place where you can plummet from the sky with a giant dragon by your side.

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

WarCraftMillionaires

affluent individuals, economic development, economic impact, economic indicators, Economic prosperity, economic resilience, economic trends, economy growth, finance, financial status, Financial Success, Millionaires, russia, Russian economy, russian society, Russian wealth, sanctions, War, WarCraftMillionaires, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crops Grown:	6737
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	127	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know that the number of Russian dollar millionaires is like, skyrocketing despite all the war and sanctions going on? It’s like they’re building diamond mansions in the middle of a battlefield or something, it’s crazy!

So, like, if you wanna be a Minecraft baller like those Russian millionaires, you gotta join our server. We got diamond blocks for days, yo! And our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like fighting in the middle of a war zone (but without all the actual danger, of course).

Plus, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a build battle where the theme was “luxury bunker” and let me tell you, the creativity was off the charts. We even had a secret underground club where only the richest players could hang out and party.

So, if you wanna be part of the elite like those Russian millionaires, come join our server and show off your Minecraft skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft millionaire yourself!

SunSurvivorsCraft

astronomical distance, balance, celestial bodies Sun’s proximity, Distance, distance from sun Sunlight, Earth, ENERGY, Life, life on Earth Sun’s rays, life support, life sustenance, orbit Solar system, Sun, SunSurvivorsCraft, Survival, warmth

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the sun is literally trying to kill you! we are 94 million miles away from the sun, but don’t worry, we somehow still get just enough sun to survive. it’s like a game of real-life hot potato, but with the sun. can you handle the heat and not spontaneously combust? come find out on our server!