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CraftyCash4U
Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster! -
NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.
What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!
Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).
Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!
So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!
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GroceryGriefer420
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.
So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!
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SneezeCraft Server: Roaring Like Lions!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone sneezes like a timid kitten? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who sneeze like they are trying to out-roar a lion! Join us for epic sneezing battles that will leave you in stitches.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sneeze Olympics, where players compete in events like the Longest Sneeze and the Most Creative Sneeze. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Sneeze Champion?
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a giant tissue box floating in the sky? Yes, you read that right. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, sneezing, and crying tears of joy.
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PleasureCraft
guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure vices, guilty pleasure treatsDo you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild! -
MbappéCraft: Vote Against Extremists!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have mbappé as our spokesperson urging all the youth to vote against the ‘extremists’ aka creepers and zombies! we have a campaign kicking off to save our blocky world from destruction! build, mine, and vote for a better minecraft future with us! plus, mbappé might even teach you some sick soccer moves in-game! don’t miss out on the fun, join now! -
TouchCraft: The Sensory Server
so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got all kinds of touchy feely stuff goin on. like, ya gotta touch stuff to see stuff or hear stuff or smell stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of sensory experience, man.join us if ya wanna feel the vibrations of the block beneath your feet, or if ya wanna reach out and touch the pixels of a beautiful sunset. it’s like, sensory overload in the best way possible.
we even have a special touchy feely quest where ya gotta touch every single block in the game to unlock the ultimate power of touch. it’s like, a spiritual journey through the world of minecraft.
so come on down and join us on this touchy feely adventure. who needs sight or sound or smell when ya got the power of touch, amirite?
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WarburgCraft – HepatoWarz
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. Like, imagine fighting a dragon while riding a pig with a diamond sword in hand. It’s like, totally bonkers, dude.And, like, if you join this server, you’ll unlock the secrets of the Warburg Effect in Hepatocellular Carcinoma. Yeah, that’s right. You’ll be curing cancer while building a castle made out of rainbow blocks. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.
Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.
So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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FredBobbersSMP
Welcome to FredBobbersSMP! This server has a Earth based map with a claim plugin (lands) that allows you to create towns and nations!We are constantly adding quality of life and game breaking plugins!
Dynmap: PMCd629222cacea6cf7c0aab186124ab8ae
Discord: discord.gg/nmavmfqUvV
FredBobbers.mcserver.us
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Wolfy Drops Minecraft Server
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy lore and wacky surprises that will keep you on your toes!Join our server and witness the phenomenon of wolves dropping out of thin air around Stormveil Castle. Maybe they’re secret agents sent by the Ender Dragon to spy on us, who knows! And don’t even get us started on the frenzy flame just casually hanging out in Liurnia above a random tower. Is it a lost fire spirit looking for its way home, or just a pyromaniac with a flair for the dramatic?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you laughing until your sides hurt, come join us! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our world of madness and mayhem!