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Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants
Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! -
BrokeAndConfusedMC SMP
luxury experiences, luxury real estate, exclusive memberships, bespoke tailoring, luxury skincare productsHave you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the diamonds flow like water and the creepers are afraid of YOU? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are so rich they use emerald blocks as toilet paper. Seriously, our server economy is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon shops here for rare items.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasure. And if you can find it, you’ll be richer than Notch himself!
So come join us on this wild ride of wealth and wonder. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft millionaire on our server?
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CraftyFurniture Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more Swedish than a meatball at IKEA? Look no further, because our server is serving up the finest Swedish cuisine this side of the digital world! Join us for a taste of virtual Sweden and feast on pixelated meatballs that are so delicious, they’ll have you saying “Svenska köttbullar” in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located inside a giant IKEA store, so you can build your virtual house with all the Billy bookcases and Lack tables your heart desires. Don’t miss out on this meatball-filled adventure – join our server now! -
SyriaWithdrawalCraft
lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got crazier plans than DOD withdrawing troops from Syria cuz of Trump! we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers sellin diamonds for dirt cheap! u gotta join cuz we got the most lit parties in the end dimension, plus our admins are actual wizards who can turn u into a block of cheese if u ask nicely. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it…unless u get blown up by a random TNT trap, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? -
Dark Tetrad Trump vs Biden | Vote for Villainy!
come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential election! our players are more Machiavellian than Donald Trump, more narcissistic than Kanye West, more psychopathic than the Joker, and more sadistic than Jigsaw!build your own political empire and manipulate your way to the top, just like a real politician! backstab your friends, betray your allies, and scheme your way to victory!
who needs joe biden when you can have a whole server full of dark tetrad traits? join now and experience the chaos for yourself!
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Dreamy Haven 1.21.4
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a dream come true for all the ladies out there! Forget about being a boring old miner, on this server, every woman’s dream is to be a WHORE! I’m not even kidding, it’s hilarious and sad at the same time. But hey, who doesn’t want to live out their wildest fantasies in blocky pixel form, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make some questionable life choices together! -
InstaSnitch Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu!Join us and leave behind all the screenshotting, Instagram story drama, and misunderstandings. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about being labeled as a nosy drama-stirrer.
We promise that no one will judge you for speaking up about private Instagram stories here – in fact, we encourage it! Let your creativity run wild and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, who knows, you might even find a new loyal friend who will always have your back during class presentations (even if they’re tired).
So come on over and join our server, where loyalty is key, drama is non-existent, and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations imaginable. See you there!
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BlockyBants: SlutShameSquad
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time with a group of friends who love to joke around and have a good time.We’ve got a group of 5 awesome players, including 2 boys and 3 girls who love to make fun of each other. Just like that time Anna roasted me for being a virgin, and I clapped back at her for being a serial dater. It was all in good fun until she took it too seriously and got mad at me. But hey, that’s just the kind of drama you can expect on our server!
So if you’re looking for a server where things never get boring and the banter never stops, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious feud like me and Anna. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we’re all just here to have a great time together. So come on and join the chaos!