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ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

32AA, Allowed, Angry, Bar crawl, Blame, Boobs, Bra, ChestyCraft, cleavage, COMEBACK, cry, drink, flat-chested, Friend, Friends, girls night, jugs, knockers, mean, RETALIATION, scenario, Tears

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Emeralds Found:	3994	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CraftyCommieDonator

activism, Army, artist, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyCommieDonator, donation, freedom of speech, fundraising, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, international relations, jailed, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, STUDENT, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ores Mined:	6786
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama like this russian student artist who got jailed for donating $30 to ukraine army lol like wut even?? on our server, u can build ur own army of chickens to take over the world or become a professional potato farmer, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. so come join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz on our server, anything goes!

User’s S’More Please – The Vanilla Adventure 1.21!

Adventure, bedrock, Creative, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Lootcrates, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Smore, smp, Survival, Towny, Users, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4842

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group
Progress Level	Not far progressed

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application on the discord server here.
How many players are on the server?	It’s a small group of players.
How far has the server progressed?	Not too far, still early on in the game.

DisagreeCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DisagreeCraft, disagreement, Incels, internet, Leftist, Minecraft, minor disagreement, online behavior, online interaction, political beliefs, profile, random guy, response, rudeness, Server, social media, Tone, trolling, xitter

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2189	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	2627	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dimension Hops:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of getting attacked by triggered leftists on social media? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of xitter! Our community is full of incels who will never judge you for having a minor disagreement. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden caves where you can hide from aggressive leftists and build your incel empire in peace. So why wait? Join now and let the incel revolution begin!

TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server

assassination attempt, attempted murder, breaking news, crime, criminal investigation, current events, failed assassin, failed attack, failed plot, identified, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, real, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, suspect apprehended, trump, TrumpedCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!

HubbyHatesDessertCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your dessert choices in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual brownies topped with ice cream as you want without any judgment from your virtual husband!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!

Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!

LostInMyCraft Minecraft Server

10. Setting goals, 11. Self-acceptance, 12. Embracing change, 13. Seeking guidance, 14. Building resilience, 15. Finding direction, 16. Time management, 17. Dealing with failure, 18. Seeking support, 19. Rebuilding confidence, 2. Self-reflection, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Overcoming stagnation, 4. Personal growth, 5. Moving forward, 6. Finding purpose, 7. Mental health struggles, 8. Seeking help, 9. Regaining motivation, Coping with regret, LostInMyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Are you tired of adulting and realizing you’ve wasted your 20s doing nothing but struggling at home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual empire, slay dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist in our world). Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own pixelated kingdom? So come on, leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a truly epic adventure!

NostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic, emotional, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, NostalgiaCraft, old school, past times, reminiscent, reminiscent moments, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, Throwback, vintage, wistful

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crops Grown:	5459
Astral Projections Made:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Remember the good old days of Minecraft when you spent hours building epic structures and battling creepers? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant mutant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

StrangerLoveCraft

dating culture, dating etiquette, platonic connections, platonic relationships, pursuing love, pursuit of love, romantic connections, romantic gestures, romantic pursuit, social acceptance, social conventions, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, societal standards, stranger interactions, stranger relationships, stranger romance, StrangerLoveCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Emeralds Found:	3844
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	163
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

so liek, u kno how in real life ppl rly only wanna date ppl dey dnt kno? well on dis minecraft server, we flip dat script! u can totally find ur bff soulmate here, no need for all dat romantic nonsense. we got friendship quests, group builds, and even a secret handshake emote u can use to show ur new bff how much u care. join us and find ur platonic partner in crime today!

StreptoCraft: OptiMag Synergy

Antibiotic Dilemma, antibiotic resistance, Antibiotic Therapy, Attenuated Response, bacterial infections, biomedical engineering, Cellular Responses, Concurrent Stimulation, Drug Interaction, drug therapy, Experimental Study, healthcare challenges, Magnetic Stimulation, Medical research, Microbial Growth, Optical Stimulation, OptiMag, Simultaneous Exposure, StreptoCraft, Streptomycin, Synergistic, Synergy, Therapeutic Approaches

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	90	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Votes:	6762	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience synergistic cellular responses like never before! we combine optical and magnetic stimulation to create a mind-blowing gaming experience. but watch out for streptomycin, the antibiotic dilemma that will challenge even the most hardcore players. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and lots of pixelated fun!