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TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3503
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Potions Brewed:	92
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Emeralds Found:	7220	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2861	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Votes:	5517	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Potions Brewed:	131	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!